Back in my early twenties I thought some chick gave me some VD so I went to get tested. Back then they had to shove a Qtip up your urethra and I swear to god I almost hit the doctor just from a reaction to the pain.
Everything was good though, no VD. I guess now they just have you piss in a cup to test for that stuff. I couldn't imagine having a needle stuck into my penis.
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"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?"
Carlos Irwin Estevez
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