Chatista would be funny, although Dave would just laugh at him. Chumaga would be great.
CH Punk sounds too much like CP Munk from Chikara (gotta love Necrobutcher).
Maybe Chris Jericho, but that would need to wait a while; you don't want to fuck with jericho's gimmick right now by mocking him.
I've got it. He needs to deliver a CHO, complete with fake tats.
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