I'm about to **** somebody up. First my girl is not putting out. Second I fall asleep on the couch, she wakes me up and is like, "I need a huge favor."
I say ok. She tells me she needs to borrow my car to pick up Ryan. I don't know wtf is going on, but if she's not back here by 12:45 I'm gonna have to kick somebodies ass.
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