[Sully]

The guy two rows in front of me at Chiefs games.
Listen, guy. We've all been doing this a while. We understand when to cheer, and when not to. We don't need you turning around and waving your arms, reverse-Angels in the Outfield-style at prior to every single defensive snap. You literally spend more time looking back at the crowd than looking at the game. I know you're gonna be an insufferable prick this weekend trying to break some silly record. We all want to be the "est"-iest, but I'm not sure it's worth it to be the loudest if you think for one second you had any hand in making it that way with your ridiculous histrionics. I certainly don't need you to remind me that it's time to "wake up," or to look at my fellow fans with derision because they aren't "getting loud enough" on 2nd and 2 early in the 2nd quarter.
So why don't you turn around, throw another beer down that slack-jawed maw on your face, and yell at the field.