Holiday inevitably leads to catching a cold from being around all the extra people.
I've been coming down with the sniffles and sneezing a lot.
I'm sitting on the side of my bed and feel the sneeze coming. At this point, sneezing feels good so i let it come.
ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo .... let a huge sneeze fly
I immediately know that something is wrong and clamp the butt cheeks closed.
Dam ... that sneeze/fart sounded and felt way too wet.
Waddle to the toilet and let it go ... nothing but brown water. Not diarrhea ... literally brown water.
Then i look down and see this wet spot on my underwear. ****!!
Then i see the same on my sweat pants. Holy ****!!
I take them off and go back to bedroom to get new clothing and another dam spot on the bed sheets.
What the ****ing hell ... i'm blowing a water spout out of my ass.
am i dying?