[Discuss Thrower]

How about a legitimate call-out?

To anyone who will sell their season tickets to Denver next month: Go. Fist. Your. Grandmother. Seriously, glob on the KY Jelly, ball up your fingers and insert them into your mother's mother's rectum. You all are ****ing spineless and greedy shitstains who are utterly pathetic examples of fandom that Western civilization has seen. Why even bother buying tickets to begin with if you're going to turn around and sell them to bandwagon fanbases for a decent mark up? You ****ing Shylock's need that much money, for real? **** yourselves.

And I don't buy this candy-assed reasoning that selling a game or two can cover the cost of every other game that season. The only ****ING reason that makes SENSE to buy season tickets is to SUPPORT THE TEAM WHILE THEY ARE AT HOME, because when a stadium is filled with supermajority of people who have chosen to follow and cheer for a team, it GENERALLY GIVES SAID TEAM AN ADVANTAGE. Selling to fans who do not support said team does not lend to an advantage. This is quintessential counter-product-****ing-ivity.

And since I know a lot of you shitheads are short on time, attention span and the reasoning skills to break down statements longer than 14 words:

SELLING TICKETS TO OTHER FANS IS NOT HELPFUL AND YOU ARE ALL DISLOYAL BITCHES.