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Originally Posted by Saul Good
Because shit happens. That's why.
I've been to enough games to know that they don't jump out from cover and fire wieners at you like the Viet ****ing Cong. They bring it to your attention beforehand that Slugger is tossing hot dogs into the crowd around him. That is enough to be considered reasonable.
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What happens now is based on the fact that the new guy working as Sluggrrr is less reckless than the previous one.
The Royals teach the new guy to watch where he is throwing to make sure fans are paying attention and to throw them more carefully.
The Royals sh*tcanned the 1st guy because he was a reckless hurler and he made too many pornos wearing the Sluggrrr costume.
Did you ever work for the Royals? Are you that guy?