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Why would you keep it in your mouth till you pass out? That just seems stupid as **** to me.
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In the heat of battle, the synapsis don't fire all that well. And in the past, was able to man up and swallow then cough. But not a WHOLE freaking pull. Besides, don't know if I would have been able to calmly dribble out the booze. I was Mt Vesuvius. It would have ricocheted into a 3/4 full tumbler. She was laying on the cough, while I was sitting with her legs in my lap...with blankets. If I HAD attempted, scratch: 1 x blanket, 1 x couch cushions, 2 x pants(both), 1 x underwear(mine), 1 x shirt(mine), 1 x socks(hers), prolly 1 x tumbler.
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I read this several times visualizing this whole event and it makes me crack the hell up. Wish there was a video......
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Dude you and me both. Rapid fire spurts, bulging eyes, ballooned cheeks, lunging leap, THWAAK (head hitting cabinet), birds chirping. Would have to blur out my face thou. I can do the walk of shame in front of my wife....
As to the "Pity F@%K", I should have played that up more. I was just trying to down play it as much as possible. I mean...don't take a mans (boy prolly in my case) whiskey away. And btw, I'll remember that for next time.