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Originally Posted by Butteater

This thread is racist. But I agree with it. 24 goddamn years of driving without an accident, until last month. It's the morning rush hour, I'm behind some grandpa doing 15 mph in a 30 zone (why old people are out in rush hour traffic is another whole topic with me), so I jump lanes to pass the old ****, and there's a ****ing car at a complete ****ing stop in the other lane. So I slam on the brakes...but I had no chance to stop. I pop the guy's rear bumper and ****ed it up pretty good. So we pull off, and this Chinese idiot gets out of his car, comes up to the window of my truck, and has the ****ing nerve to say "Why you come so fast?". Uh, ****stick, I come so fast because you no moving. And of course, since I rear-ended him, I get thrown under the bus for the damages. ****ing bullshit.

At Bart I had a Chinese woman back into my jeep in a failed attempt to park in a restricted area. My tow hooks punctured the back of her Honda. She Jumps out yellin "YOU FOLLOW TOOO, CLOSE. YOU FOLLOW TOOO CLOOOOOSE!!!!!!!". She then insists on getting a cop even though I clearly pointed out it was her fault. When she returns the cop tells her it's her fault and she can't park there. She fly's off the handle with the whole nebuh mind dealio. I was like wait, when it's my fault you want the police force and when it's yours it's all about nebuh mind. I told her to just leave it didn't hurt my ride anyway. Cost me an hour though. I should have charged her for that. Unfriggenbelievable really.