Really don't know what is sadder about this story.
The distrust.
The stinky penis.
The dumb dude punching a weaker sex (in theory. chick could have been psycho, huge and scary) because he got caught.
The stupid bitch staying with a guy whose dick she had to sniff in order to determine faithfulness.
The fact that my company got me drunk 2 hours before our Christmas party tonight.
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