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Once upon a time there was this little noxious rat dog who was running in circles around my leg, trying to hump my ankle, all while growling and barking in a way that was probably meant to be menacing, but frankly just wasn't all that impressive. Eventually I kicked it in the head and it ran away. As it crawled off, I heard it ask another dog "why doesn't he like me?".
True story.
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