Bob Dole apologizes for not prioritizing the departmental work requests and projects in a manner that placed your desire to rearrange your office--with no respect to the locations of the network jack--at or near the top of the list.
Rest assured that it will be at least another 6 weeks before we bother to even think about your idiotic request. In the meantime, you might consider spending $12 of your departmental budget to purchase 2, 20' CAT5 cables instead of repeatedly insisting that Bob Dole's staff custom make them for you.
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