Phobia

Since our last playoff win:

Bengals mistaken stat stricken
The Cardinals have lost a SuperBowl by 4 points.
A franchise that did not exist, the Ravens has won 2 SuperBowls.
The Browns have won a playoff game.
The Seahawks, a franchise which used to be in our division has changed conferences and had a SB appearance.
The Patriots, former laughingstock of the league has become a dynasty team.
The Steelers have been to four SuperBowls and won twice.
The Saints who had never even been to a SuperBowl have been, won, and also won 4 playoff games in the process.
On a personal level, I've had 5 kids, been married twice, and spent over $100k on attorneys.