Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

Another one is the, "I don't have ANYTHING to wear" line. I hate it, i hate it so much.

She has almost an entire dresser full of clothes, almost everything in the closet is hers, yet she can't find something to wear.

It's like, "Woman, you bought new clothes just a few weeks ago, the last time i got new clothes was over a YEAR ago.....yet YOU have nothing to wear...."

Every time we had an event to go to, I’d say be ready by X time. The time comes, she says she is ready…but she HAS to show me the 3 or 4 outfits she is considering wearing. Literally, try them all on for me to see. She’s had 5 hours to get ready, but we have to be late so I can have input on her clothes…the same guy who she also criticizes for wearing the same jeans and t-shirts constantly.

Then she yells at me when I turn the TV back on.