Better singer: Ashlee Simpson or Willam Hung - Page 2

Fat Elvis · 01-05-2005, 11:22 AM

My wife made the rather astute observation that William Hung has more tonal quality than Ashlee Simpson after viewing a clip of her "performance" last night. I tend to agree with her; what do you think?

**gblowfish** · 01-05-2005, 12:24 PM

Note to self: Start negotiations for a Will Hung/Simpson duet album, covering Yoko Ono tunes!!!

Frankie · 01-05-2005, 12:28 PM

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This morning on the tube they were running an audio of AS getting booed by her audience somewhere. I only caught the tail end of it. What was that all about?

That was at half time? I didn't catch the halftime show.

Chiefnj · 01-05-2005, 12:29 PM

http://www.local10.com/entertainment...12/detail.html

Frankie · 01-05-2005, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish

Note to self: Start negotiations for a Will Hung/Simpson duet album, covering Yoko Ono tunes!!!

You think it would still be illegal to download that crap?

listopencil · 01-05-2005, 12:41 PM

The other day I was rushing out of the house to take the kids to school because I realised that I had to make a bowel movement right when they had to be driven. In my haste I fell down the porch steps, twisting my ankle and scraping my knee right through my blue jeans. As I started to slowly get up two of the local feral cats ran across my face in mid-catfight, scratching and clawing themselves as well as my face and kneck. I rolled quickly to my left while trying to stop the blood loss and assess the damages, but rolled onto a skateboard crotch first, left there by my forgetful children. I wish I had remembered as I stood seconds later ( amidst pain, frustration and the agony of unspent fecal matter) to belt out a showtune, or the latest pop-rock drivel, as I'm sure I could have done a spot-on perfect imitation of either singer.

HC_Chief · 01-05-2005, 12:50 PM

Here's a good vid of Ashlee's Orange Bowl Halftime 'performance'.... not to worry, it's short, and followed by the hilarious chorus of boos

**ChiTown** · 01-05-2005, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by HC_Chief

Here's a good vid of Ashlee's Orange Bowl Halftime 'performance'.... not to worry, it's short, and followed by the hilarious chorus of boos

I've heard baby seals getting clubbed to death that sounded better. Geezus............

Thig Lyfe · 01-05-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

I've heard baby seals getting clubbed to death that sounded better. Geezus............

The boos were great...

BIG_DADDY · 01-05-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ArrowheadWolf

The boos were great...

I agree, she was terrible. She doesn't have her sisters looks or voice.

**ChiTown** · 01-05-2005, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

I agree, she was terrible. She doesn't have her sisters looks or voice.

Yeah, but she's got a pussy, and it's related to Jessie's......

BIG_DADDY · 01-05-2005, 01:03 PM

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Yeah, but she's got a pussy, and it's related to Jessie's......

Hitting her sister just one time is worth more than a lifetime of hitting Ashlee. "I don't want to be just like my sister" WTF was she thinking?

**ChiTown** · 01-05-2005, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Hitting her sister just one time is worth more than a lifetime of hitting Ashlee. "I don't want to be just like my sister" WTF was she thinking?

Ashlee has the curves of a 10 year old boy. No thankee.

**Baby Lee** · 01-05-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY

Hitting her sister just one time is worth more than a lifetime of hitting Ashlee. "I don't want to be just like my sister" WTF was she thinking?

I dunno, sticking it to the jay-vee sister just might result in additional effort to please you.
Dream Scenario - If she can't be the prettiest, and she can't be the most talented, she's gonna show you things in the boudior that'll curl your nose hairs.

jcroft · 01-05-2005, 02:16 PM

Not to go into former music major mode, but when William Hung sings something within his range, he's really not that bad. He generally sings in tune (again, within his range), and has respectable time. He, of course, sounds hilarious because he's not American and his accent is so thick. Plus, his dancing is a riot. Then, on his "albums", the producers have intentionally put the songs out of his range so that he does miss notes, which only adds to the hilarity.

In effect, everything the studio wizards do to make Ashelee sound good on her records, they're reversing for William Hung -- they do as much to make him intentionally sound bad as they do to make her sound good.

I'd bet the reality is that they're pretty equal.

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01-05-2005, 12:41 PM	#20
listopencil Immanentize The Eschaton Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In Partibus Infidelium Casino cash: $2255880	The other day I was rushing out of the house to take the kids to school because I realised that I had to make a bowel movement right when they had to be driven. In my haste I fell down the porch steps, twisting my ankle and scraping my knee right through my blue jeans. As I started to slowly get up two of the local feral cats ran across my face in mid-catfight, scratching and clawing themselves as well as my face and kneck. I rolled quickly to my left while trying to stop the blood loss and assess the damages, but rolled onto a skateboard crotch first, left there by my forgetful children. I wish I had remembered as I stood seconds later ( amidst pain, frustration and the agony of unspent fecal matter) to belt out a showtune, or the latest pop-rock drivel, as I'm sure I could have done a spot-on perfect imitation of either singer. __________________ Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has...it has stolen.
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01-05-2005, 12:50 PM	#21
HC_Chief That's just f***in' stupid Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: suburbia Casino cash: $3687107	Here's a good vid of Ashlee's Orange Bowl Halftime 'performance'.... not to worry, it's short, and followed by the hilarious chorus of boos __________________ "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
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01-05-2005, 02:16 PM	#29
jcroft Thread-Stopper Extrodinaire Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Casino cash: $10004900	Not to go into former music major mode, but when William Hung sings something within his range, he's really not that bad. He generally sings in tune (again, within his range), and has respectable time. He, of course, sounds hilarious because he's not American and his accent is so thick. Plus, his dancing is a riot. Then, on his "albums", the producers have intentionally put the songs out of his range so that he does miss notes, which only adds to the hilarity. In effect, everything the studio wizards do to make Ashelee sound good on her records, they're reversing for William Hung -- they do as much to make him intentionally sound bad as they do to make her sound good. I'd bet the reality is that they're pretty equal. __________________ Jeff Croft jeffcroft.com
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