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Old 02-13-2005, 08:23 PM  
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Well, I just woke up from three days of partying that started Thursday night and culminated with last night's fiasco. My head hurts and my body aches for reasons other than the abuse of alcohol.

Some of you may recall my short-lived post regarding a date with a hot Asian chick I met a couple of weeks ago. Well, she's been nothing short of a spectacular, and quite honestly, some of the best damn sex I've ever had.

Well, last week, I get a call from an old girlfriend in KC. Turns out she's now divorced and some of her guy pals are coming for the weekend to do some skiing up in Vail. She wanted to know if I would like to hook up with her as she just wanted to hang in Denver and let the guys go skiing. I said, "Sure, we'll definately have to get together."

Anyways, so I tell my Ninja bed-buddy I'll be out of town this weekend and for her to make other plans. She was cool with that. My ex-girlfriend and I go out last night and we hooked up for some late afternoon drinking and catching-up. With the night still young, I suggest we go back to my place for some wine and some TV. She accepts my invitation, and so we go back to my place.

When I walk into my house- there's my Ninja boyfriend beater on the couch. She gets up and starts screaming at me in her poor English. It was like an intolerably bad Japenese film. I was shocked 'cause she doesn't have the keys to my house, and I didn't know if she had broken in or what. Needless to say, she's pissed. During her act of screaming at me, I try to calm her down and tell her that the female on my right arm happens to be an old friend from out of town. Well, my Ninja baby didn't by that and before I could say, "OH, s..." I hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. Within say, .08 seconds, my Ninja lover sent a furry of arms and legs at me. She killed CosmicPal. I was in some great deal of pain- writhing on my own living room floor watching the feet of the best sex stomp out my front door.

Of course, none of this went over well with my ex-girlfriend. So, she called a cab while I polished off a bottle of wine myself with an ice pack to my groin. I'm awake now. I screwed up again.
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Old 01-18-2006, 02:06 AM   #76
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Old 01-18-2006, 02:34 AM   #77
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I'd take an angry asian gf... you know... for a night or three, anyway.
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Old 01-18-2006, 02:56 AM   #78
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I'd take an angry asian gf... you know... for a night or three, anyway.
I think we word we're searching for is "prostitute".
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Old 01-18-2006, 02:57 AM   #79
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I think we word we're searching for is "prostitute".

Either way you go, you're paying for it.
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Old 01-18-2006, 02:58 AM   #80
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Yep. At least with a hooker, you know she won't overstay her welcome, she'll be happy when she leaves, and she probably won't mind coming back when you need her.
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:24 AM   #81
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Old 01-18-2006, 11:36 AM   #82
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Hmm... lets review your week

Donx in the AFC Championship Game, and you're a Chiefs fan living in Denver

Kansas blows a 7 point lead and loses to Missouri in OT

Girlfriend kicks your ass

SUCKS TO BE YOU
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:11 PM   #83
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Heh, Fraz, check the topic date.

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I believe he's out celebrating his one year of his ass getting kicked.
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Old 01-18-2006, 12:29 PM   #84
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No wonder your ex left.

Never, ever allow yourself to be beat up by a woman. That has to be one of the most embarrassing things ever. So much for ex sex, that's never coming back. Why would you even post this?
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Kansas blows a 7 point lead and loses to Missouri in OT

It was actually like 12.

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