Is your kid text messaging in class? (memo: lock up your daughters)

[Straight, No Chaser]

I must be pretty far out of the loop.
I asked a pizza-faced kid why he'd rather sit on the sideline and text message other students rather than shoot-around during PE. Not a big deal, I guess, if you get over the fact he's probably disrupting another student who may actually be trying to challenge themselves academically. I remember back in the day when cell phones first became affordable. I was continuosly mystified at overhearing students engaged in stimulating conversations with friends and family: "Hey...what ya doing...(pause) --I'm going to class, gotta go..." Trying to humor myself, I asked pizza-face what morsel of information was so important that he felt compelled to use his 300$ digital device to message it. He said: "I'm asking girls what color underwear they have on"
Well now. That explains it. I wasn't so much disturbed by this as I was from the answer to my next question: I asked pizza-face if any girls responded. All the time! he replied.


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[Over-Head]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

Name one person that doesn't do that.

Me, my fiancée' (I’ve never been with her in a lady's room so I have to take her word for it), the other 3 guy's in the band I play in, and quite a few others I can think of.

I got a call from a contractor once and he was talking while trying to "pinch a loaf", so I hung up,
He called back immediately,
I hung up again.
He called back AGAIN ,
I hung up again.

Later that day he comes over to the job site where I’m taping out a house, calls me outside and starts trying to tell me off for hanging up on him.
This prompted me to turn side on "whip out the old boy" and start pissing on the ground.
He flipped and say's "man, that’s just sick, couldn’t you have at least gone around the side of the house or something"

I said , "As sick as trying to tell someone what color paint they want in a master bedroom while you hear the strain in their voice as they push out a turd?

[siberian khatru]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

I said , "As sick as trying to tell someone what color paint they want in a master bedroom while you hear the strain in their voice as they push out a turd?

"I think the mauve (HNNNNN!) on the walls would look niiice (NNNGGG!) and would go welllll (AAAAHHH!) with the rose trimmm (HYUNH!) (*FART*)."

[Over-Head]

Originally Posted by siberian khatru

"I think the mauve (HNNNNN!) on the walls would look niiice (NNNGGG!) and would go welllll (AAAAHHH!) with the rose trimmm (HYUNH!) (*FART*)."

IT WAS YOU YA BASTAGE!

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

Me, my fiancée' (I’ve never been with her in a lady's room so I have to take her word for it), the other 3 guy's in the band I play in, and quite a few others I can think of.

You guys are weird.

[Over-Head]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

You guys are weird.

Let me get this straight. I REFUSE to talk on a cell phone while taking a shit, and you think I’m weird?
You’re a Chiefs fan right?, should have known

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Over-Head

Let me get this straight. I REFUSE to talk on a cell phone while taking a shit, and you think I’m weird?
You’re a Chiefs fan right?, should have known

And a Rayduhs fan has values?

Laughable.