Quitting Smoking

[Lumpy]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Ok then...

You are about to embark upon the great crusade of which you have striven these many years. The eyes of chiefs planet are upon you. The hopes and prayers of carcinogen-free people everywhere quit with you.
Your objective will not be an easy one. Big tobacco is well trained and battle - hardened. They will fight savagely with magazine ads and cartoon camels.

But this is the year 2012! Much has happened since 1994... You have had a child, (of which I'm fairly certain is your husbands as well).

I have full confidence in your courage and devotion to not have a lung transplant and mad not smoking skillz. I will accept nothing less than full Victory!

Good luck! And let us beseech the blessing of the Almighty Marlboro Man upon this great and noble undertaking.

Damn, Gonzo. I'm just giving up cigs, not invading Normandy.

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever

You guys all have it wrong. Gonzo is the one I want. He's hotter than hell. Lump is just my avenue to get to him.

Originally Posted by Phobia

I'll be joining you guys as tobacco free (again) in a couple weeks. I have all daughters so I'm not all that worried they're going to take up a chewing habit but my boy will not grow up watching me chew. So, he pops out and my chew pops out too.

Good deal, Phob!

Perhaps you and Johnny the Fever Dr. can quit together.