Rush Rocks!! - Page 3

Ebolapox · 04-01-2006, 10:57 PM

April Fools!

According to the People with Ears in America:

Rush has 23 sh*tty 14 mediocre and 3 absolutely horrible records.

R30 3 Million turds worth of sh*t
Rush in Rio 5 Million people killed themselves during this concert
Cronicles 2 Million gallons of poison drunk by people who'd rather die than listen to rush
2112 3 Million people turned gay by this album
Moving Pictures 4 Million dollars of damage done to hearing aides by this album

Every other release is either bad or worse

Add two more million suicides onto this total with Rush Gold Due out April 25
and a new CD early fall 06 (Please god, kill me!)

This is U.S. suicides and turds only. World wide totals are over 40 million in toilets and 10 plus million murder/suicides in video/DVD

-EB-

**Nzoner** · 04-02-2006, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincase

A guitar can say more in one note than a rapper can in a double-live album.

And brother are we in for a sermon tonight.

04-01-2006, 10:57 PM
Ebolapox remember, remember Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como Casino cash: $-1590097	Rush Rocks!! April Fools! According to the People with Ears in America: Rush has 23 shtty 14 mediocre and 3 absolutely horrible records. R30 3 Million turds worth of sht Rush in Rio 5 Million people killed themselves during this concert Cronicles 2 Million gallons of poison drunk by people who'd rather die than listen to rush 2112 3 Million people turned gay by this album Moving Pictures 4 Million dollars of damage done to hearing aides by this album Every other release is either bad or worse Add two more million suicides onto this total with Rush Gold Due out April 25 and a new CD early fall 06 (Please god, kill me!) This is U.S. suicides and turds only. World wide totals are over 40 million in toilets and 10 plus million murder/suicides in video/DVD -EB-
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