Describe your worst butt whippin - Page 3

Dark Horse · 10-28-2006, 07:31 PM

Whats the worst you have ever been thrashed

Mine was against a guy who I later became friends with. ( Tip if you are at a party and your friends tell you a big mean dude is looking for you don't believe the booze.) I knew who this guy was and he had quite a rep for being a bad ass. I let the booze do the thinking for me and went looking for him. I found him and he was willing to walk away but I was too drunk to realize it so I hit him. My first mistake was letting him get up and he hit me and didn't let me up. We rolled around on the ground and I found myself on top so I started punching him in the face. He was very clever though and moved his head. I punched a large rock with eveything I had. The buzz was gone in that instant and the next thing I know he was up and laying repeated boots to my face. I don't remember anymore about the fight after that but my face the next day told a gruesome tale. My buddies said that was the worst they had ever seen anyone get beat. Yeah MY buddies.

Ralphy Boy · 10-29-2006, 08:54 AM

I was a late bloomer and once got into a fight with a kid two years younger than me. He swung, I ducked and he missed. I was quite proud of being able to duck his punch like on the Dukes of Hazzard and I looked at my buddy smiling as if the fight was over. I guess I thought it was like a one punch knockout type deal where he had to stop if he missed, but he didn't. He pummeled me for 10 minutes before I jumped on his back and he ran into the side of my buddies garage.
That makes it sound like he blindly ran into it and knocked himself out. Not how it happened, he turned at the last second and slammed/sandwiched my body between his and the house. Hurt like hell.

Dark Horse · 10-29-2006, 08:57 AM

[QUOTE=Rain Man]It's a rerun from http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/archi...x.php/t-112420

Sorry about the rerun at least you were more merciful than the boot to the head guy.

**gblowfish** · 10-29-2006, 09:02 AM

One time I got my butt kicked at Scrabble...

**Easy 6** · 10-29-2006, 09:15 AM

When i was in the 5th grade i had to change schools mid-year, but i was happy because a cousin of mine went there. Turns out he was a real dick and i believe a red belt at the time. So were hanging out by the monkey bars and theres a bunch of other kids around when he says "hey Scott, watch this"...he proceeded to do a whole body off the ground, Van Damme style spinning back-kick that caught me flush on the face and prolly knocked me back 5 yards. I remember thinking how cool it looked right up to the point where it nailed me.

Never talked to him again, but i did convince mom to get me in karate classes pronto.

Hammock Parties · 10-29-2006, 09:19 AM

Actually I did get my ass kicked once, sorta. By my DOG.

We were outside horsing around and he just took off running at me. He smashed into me and my head hit the sharp stone wall. It bled, and I think I had a mild concussion.

**2112** · 10-29-2006, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Actually I did get my ass kicked once, sorta. By my DOG.

We were outside horsing around and he just took off running at me. He smashed into me and my head hit the sharp stone wall. It bled, and I think I had a mild concussion.

Was that when you made the dramatic turnaround in behavior on this board???according to historians on ChiefsPlanet of course..

Hammock Parties · 10-29-2006, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by bill parcells

Was that when you made the dramatic turnaround in behavior on this board???according to historians on ChiefsPlanet of course..

Heh, no. I was like 10.

jspchief · 10-29-2006, 09:32 AM

My worst was a fight where there was 3 of us and two guys we were fighting.

I was fighting one guy, with a buddy that was basically helping me out. He said our other freind was in trouble and I told him to go help him because I had this guy handled. I woke up in the hospital.

I have no idea what happened. I was on top of the guy wailing on him when I told my buddy to go help our friend. My buddies didn't see what happened either. They said the other guy eventually ran, and they looked over to see me out cold on the pavement. We think someone might have hit me over the head, or I fell and hit my head, because I had a large gash on top of my head. Anyways, my face got beat all to shit and I lost a tooth.

I also had a guy swing a baseball bat at my head one time, and I broke my hand blocking it. That was below average.

cadmonkey · 10-29-2006, 09:41 AM

My worst ass beating......I don't remember it. I was knocked out with the first punch. I didn't see it coming, he hit me straight in the temple. I was out cold. He and and two buddies proceded to litterally kick the piss out of me while I was unconcious. I obviously couldn't fight back or even defend myself.

Luckily they really only focused on kicking my body and not my face. I had three cracked ribs, a broken nose, and pissed blood for a bout a week after.

B2chiefsfan · 10-31-2006, 02:39 AM

4th grade by a 16 year old....

The guy punch me several times in the face and then stole my bike. He gave me several stitches in the mouth and nose.

They had to take out several pellets from his back, legs, and ass.......when I greeted him with with my Crossman later that day..........

Haven't lost a street fight since.......

**TinyEvel** · 10-31-2006, 02:49 AM

One time, I stole a quarter from my mom's purse. She spanked me 25 times. Once for each cent.
Man, was I glad I didn't steal a dollar!
True story.

Redrum_69 · 10-31-2006, 08:57 AM

I've never been in a fight. The only time I have ever thrown a punch at something was a wall, my truck window when I was drunk in the parking lot at the ol Guitars and Cadillacs, and my Everlast bag.

Since 7th grade I have had the intimidation factor going for me. I was sprung up to 6'2" back then. No one messed with me. I was among the three or four tallest in several grades above me.

Oh wait, I beat the hell out of Mike Tyson one time and also in Fight Night round 3 for the 360...does that count?

Redrum_69 · 10-31-2006, 01:08 PM

10-31-2006 07:48 AM bunnytrdr You beat your mother up and called it a victory.

10-28-2006, 07:31 PM
Dark Horse Veteran Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $6825015	Describe your worst butt whippin Whats the worst you have ever been thrashed Mine was against a guy who I later became friends with. ( Tip if you are at a party and your friends tell you a big mean dude is looking for you don't believe the booze.) I knew who this guy was and he had quite a rep for being a bad ass. I let the booze do the thinking for me and went looking for him. I found him and he was willing to walk away but I was too drunk to realize it so I hit him. My first mistake was letting him get up and he hit me and didn't let me up. We rolled around on the ground and I found myself on top so I started punching him in the face. He was very clever though and moved his head. I punched a large rock with eveything I had. The buzz was gone in that instant and the next thing I know he was up and laying repeated boots to my face. I don't remember anymore about the fight after that but my face the next day told a gruesome tale. My buddies said that was the worst they had ever seen anyone get beat. Yeah MY buddies.
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10-29-2006, 08:54 AM	#31
Ralphy Boy MVP Join Date: Aug 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	I was a late bloomer and once got into a fight with a kid two years younger than me. He swung, I ducked and he missed. I was quite proud of being able to duck his punch like on the Dukes of Hazzard and I looked at my buddy smiling as if the fight was over. I guess I thought it was like a one punch knockout type deal where he had to stop if he missed, but he didn't. He pummeled me for 10 minutes before I jumped on his back and he ran into the side of my buddies garage. That makes it sound like he blindly ran into it and knocked himself out. Not how it happened, he turned at the last second and slammed/sandwiched my body between his and the house. Hurt like hell.
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10-29-2006, 08:57 AM	#32
Dark Horse Veteran Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kansas Casino cash: $6825015	[QUOTE=Rain Man]It's a rerun from http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/archi...x.php/t-112420 Sorry about the rerun at least you were more merciful than the boot to the head guy.
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10-29-2006, 09:02 AM	#33
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16896178 VARSITY	One time I got my butt kicked at Scrabble...
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10-29-2006, 09:15 AM	#34
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $47775	When i was in the 5th grade i had to change schools mid-year, but i was happy because a cousin of mine went there. Turns out he was a real dick and i believe a red belt at the time. So were hanging out by the monkey bars and theres a bunch of other kids around when he says "hey Scott, watch this"...he proceeded to do a whole body off the ground, Van Damme style spinning back-kick that caught me flush on the face and prolly knocked me back 5 yards. I remember thinking how cool it looked right up to the point where it nailed me. Never talked to him again, but i did convince mom to get me in karate classes pronto.
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10-29-2006, 09:19 AM	#35
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $1030478	Actually I did get my ass kicked once, sorta. By my DOG. We were outside horsing around and he just took off running at me. He smashed into me and my head hit the sharp stone wall. It bled, and I think I had a mild concussion. __________________ Chiefs game films
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10-29-2006, 09:32 AM	#38
jspchief BAMF Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Your Face Casino cash: $9998710	My worst was a fight where there was 3 of us and two guys we were fighting. I was fighting one guy, with a buddy that was basically helping me out. He said our other freind was in trouble and I told him to go help him because I had this guy handled. I woke up in the hospital. I have no idea what happened. I was on top of the guy wailing on him when I told my buddy to go help our friend. My buddies didn't see what happened either. They said the other guy eventually ran, and they looked over to see me out cold on the pavement. We think someone might have hit me over the head, or I fell and hit my head, because I had a large gash on top of my head. Anyways, my face got beat all to shit and I lost a tooth. I also had a guy swing a baseball bat at my head one time, and I broke my hand blocking it. That was below average. __________________ Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
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10-29-2006, 09:41 AM	#39
cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	My worst ass beating......I don't remember it. I was knocked out with the first punch. I didn't see it coming, he hit me straight in the temple. I was out cold. He and and two buddies proceded to litterally kick the piss out of me while I was unconcious. I obviously couldn't fight back or even defend myself. Luckily they really only focused on kicking my body and not my face. I had three cracked ribs, a broken nose, and pissed blood for a bout a week after. __________________
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10-31-2006, 02:39 AM	#40
B2chiefsfan Too Many Energy Drinks!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: New Mexico Casino cash: $10004900	4th grade by a 16 year old.... The guy punch me several times in the face and then stole my bike. He gave me several stitches in the mouth and nose. They had to take out several pellets from his back, legs, and ass.......when I greeted him with with my Crossman later that day.......... Haven't lost a street fight since....... __________________ *I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sht. And, Jack left town.**
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10-31-2006, 02:49 AM	#41
TinyEvel Just a li'l Evel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Bald. Goatee. Jorts. Casino cash: $2399601	One time, I stole a quarter from my mom's purse. She spanked me 25 times. Once for each cent. Man, was I glad I didn't steal a dollar! True story.
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10-31-2006, 08:57 AM	#42
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	I've never been in a fight. The only time I have ever thrown a punch at something was a wall, my truck window when I was drunk in the parking lot at the ol Guitars and Cadillacs, and my Everlast bag. Since 7th grade I have had the intimidation factor going for me. I was sprung up to 6'2" back then. No one messed with me. I was among the three or four tallest in several grades above me. Oh wait, I beat the hell out of Mike Tyson one time and also in Fight Night round 3 for the 360...does that count?
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10-31-2006, 01:08 PM	#43
Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares Casino cash: $10004900	10-31-2006 07:48 AM bunnytrdr You beat your mother up and called it a victory.
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