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Old 01-11-2007, 07:17 AM  
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A few jokes at the Chiefs' expense...
Got this in the e-mail this morning... some are kinda funny.





Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: a thief.

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home(and get killed on the road)
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Old 01-12-2007, 12:30 AM   #16
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The both have trouble seeing the holiest of holies.
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Old 01-12-2007, 12:31 AM   #17
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The both have trouble seeing the holiest of holies.
Close enough, Mr. J-Town Fan 1988. The real answer is "They both have trouble finding the hole."



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Old 01-12-2007, 12:34 AM   #18
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Okay, Mr. J-Town Fan 1988 got that one. Great job, Mr. J-Town Fan 1988. Here's another one.

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

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Old 01-12-2007, 12:35 AM   #19
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What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

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Give up?

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Old 01-12-2007, 12:42 AM   #20
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What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

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Give up?

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Old 01-12-2007, 12:49 AM   #21
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Give up yet?

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Old 01-12-2007, 12:53 AM   #22
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Anybody want to ... you know ... give up?

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Old 01-12-2007, 12:57 AM   #23
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Okay, I know a lot of you guys are ready to give up, so let's do this thing!!!

Give up?

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Old 01-12-2007, 12:58 AM   #24
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Okay, I know a lot of you guys are ready to give up, so let's do this thing!!!

Give up?

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I give up FAX
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What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

They both blow their assignments.



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Old 01-12-2007, 01:00 AM   #26
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What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

They both blow their assignments.



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Old 01-12-2007, 01:39 AM   #27
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