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Simplex3 · 07:48 PM

I'd like to get someone to try an experimental poop thread. Some might call it "revolutionary". I'm thinking that rather than going and doing the deed, then coming back and describing it, we need to progress and change with the times.

So what I'm asking for is a play-by-play poop thread. Take the computer in with you and post your thoughts, feelings, smells, etc as the deed is being done.

As with all revolutionary change, this may not work out. As such please be aware that I am not responsible in any way, shape, or form for any distress or costs, real or emotional, that may arise from performing this act or any acts related to it.

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1. You must post before the first kid splashes down.

2. You must post between the first and last kid.

3. You must post between the last kid and wiping.

4. You must post between wiping and flushing.

5. You must summarize the experience post-flush.

01-13-2007, 01:18 PM

Wow - I feel so much better and classy at the same time.

**2112** · 01-13-2007, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Wow - I feel so much better and classy at the same time.

Give everybody play by play the next time you have to change Clayton's diapers..

01-13-2007, 05:33 PM

I just exploded. I'm sorry I didn't have an opportunity to pre-warn you. My eyes are still watering.

It tastes a little bit spicy around my butt hole. The slight air movement inside of the toilet feels strangely cool and makes it hurt. I'm scared to look down because I know it's messy. I'm sure the bowl will require a brush to return to its previously white state.

The stench is awful. It's making me a bit nausious. I wouldn't want to follow me into this bathroom. I'll be certain to spray.... heavily. I dread wiping. I know it will soak through and onto my fingers. I wish I had a monitor on the wall so I could follow the Colts/Ravens.

I've been through for several minutes, but I'm allowing it to drip-dry. Hopefully I haven't missed too much of the game.

I'm bravely looking between my legs now..... there's a gigantic white log in there.... oh, wait. Sorry about that.

The water is murkey and I can't see a thing. Fortunately there's only one small splatter above the waterline. I hope the powerful flush will take it away.

Hammock Parties · 01-13-2007, 05:47 PM

This is interesting. My excretory sessions are usually shorter and more painful. I'm a power shitter.

crazycoffey · 01-19-2007, 04:14 PM

I'm not drunk enough to say anything else, but I'm bored and looking through some past threads, found this one and since I am currently stinking up my bathroom, thought it would be a nice bump

It's kinda an oily, and irritating pungent odor.

01-12-2007, 07:09 PM
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Own a laptop with wireless Internet? I'd like to get someone to try an experimental poop thread. Some might call it "revolutionary". I'm thinking that rather than going and doing the deed, then coming back and describing it, we need to progress and change with the times. So what I'm asking for is a play-by-play poop thread. Take the computer in with you and post your thoughts, feelings, smells, etc as the deed is being done. As with all revolutionary change, this may not work out. As such please be aware that I am not responsible in any way, shape, or form for any distress or costs, real or emotional, that may arise from performing this act or any acts related to it. ****************************************************************** * Q U A L I F I C A T I O N R U L E S ****************************************************************** 1. You must post before the first kid splashes down. 2. You must post between the first and last kid. 3. You must post between the last kid and wiping. 4. You must post between wiping and flushing. 5. You must summarize the experience post-flush. Last edited by Simplex3; 01-12-2007 at 07:48 PM..
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01-13-2007, 01:18 PM	#136
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Wow - I feel so much better and classy at the same time.
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01-13-2007, 05:33 PM	#138
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	I just exploded. I'm sorry I didn't have an opportunity to pre-warn you. My eyes are still watering. It tastes a little bit spicy around my butt hole. The slight air movement inside of the toilet feels strangely cool and makes it hurt. I'm scared to look down because I know it's messy. I'm sure the bowl will require a brush to return to its previously white state. The stench is awful. It's making me a bit nausious. I wouldn't want to follow me into this bathroom. I'll be certain to spray.... heavily. I dread wiping. I know it will soak through and onto my fingers. I wish I had a monitor on the wall so I could follow the Colts/Ravens. I've been through for several minutes, but I'm allowing it to drip-dry. Hopefully I haven't missed too much of the game. I'm bravely looking between my legs now..... there's a gigantic white log in there.... oh, wait. Sorry about that. The water is murkey and I can't see a thing. Fortunately there's only one small splatter above the waterline. I hope the powerful flush will take it away.
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01-13-2007, 05:47 PM	#139
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $870478	This is interesting. My excretory sessions are usually shorter and more painful. I'm a power shitter. __________________ Chiefs game films
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01-19-2007, 04:14 PM	#140
crazycoffey .......... Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $4157901	I'm not drunk enough to say anything else, but I'm bored and looking through some past threads, found this one and since I am currently stinking up my bathroom, thought it would be a nice bump It's kinda an oily, and irritating pungent odor.
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