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Old 01-17-2007, 01:26 PM  
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I got this in an E-mail yesterday. Funny but gut wrenching at the same time.

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
>A: The Kansas City Chiefs.
>
>Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
>A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
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>Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
>A: Put up goal posts.
>
>Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
>A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!
>
>Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
>A: a thief.
>
>Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book
Was
>stolen?
>A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
>
>Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
Bill?
>A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
>
>Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
>A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
>
>Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
>A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)


Yea Chiefs
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Old 01-17-2007, 02:26 PM   #16
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Old 01-17-2007, 02:26 PM   #17
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How many Herms does it take to change a light bulb?

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Old 01-17-2007, 02:28 PM   #18
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Old 01-17-2007, 02:36 PM   #19
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How many Herms does it take to change a light bulb?

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Give up?

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Old 01-17-2007, 02:54 PM   #20
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Give up?

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Herm isnt smart enough.... so the Question is invalid...
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Old 01-17-2007, 02:55 PM   #21
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Herm isnt smart enough.... so the Question is invalid...
Wrong.

Give up?

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Old 01-17-2007, 03:02 PM   #22
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Wrong.

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Sure!
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Old 01-17-2007, 03:04 PM   #23
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How many Herms does it take to change a light bulb?

Three.

One to check on it, one to say it's okaaaayyy, and one to change it anyway.



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Old 01-17-2007, 03:21 PM   #24
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How many Herms does it take to change a light bulb?

Three.

One to check on it, one to say it's okaaaayyy, and one to change it anyway.



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What about the one to watch and manage the play clock?
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Old 01-17-2007, 03:43 PM   #25
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What about the one to watch and manage the play clock?
He's always Playing to Change The Light Bulb!
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Old 01-17-2007, 03:45 PM   #26
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He's always Playing to Change The Light Bulb!

Or it could be, "Playing not to change the light bulb" "or trying to use a ladder that is too tall on the light bulb"

But hey, It will be ooookkkkaaaayyyyy!
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Old 01-17-2007, 07:13 PM   #27
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Or it could be, "Playing not to change the light bulb" "or trying to use a ladder that is too tall on the light bulb"

But hey, It will be ooookkkkaaaayyyyy!
Three other guys just had to change their bulbs at home. He did it. Don't say he backed into that bulb.
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Old 01-18-2007, 12:01 AM   #28
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How many Herms does it take to change a light bulb?

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The light bulb hasn't performed long enough for us to judge whether we should replace it.
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Old 01-18-2007, 01:26 AM   #29
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Predictably, herm went conservative, and installed a 25 watt used flourescent, in the security light responsible for the hallway, which leads to the gameplan.
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