Sexy Rexy - F--k It. I'm Throwing It Downfield. - Page 2

**pr_capone** · 02-05-2007, 07:11 PM

With the way the guy played yesterday, I felt the need to repost this.

Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? **** it. I'm throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But **** that. Dumpoff passes are for bundle of stickss. I'm ****ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What's that? I should throw a quick slant? **** that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ****ing football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She ****ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt ****ing great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the ****ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am ****ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I ****. That's how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.

Ultra Peanut · 02-05-2007, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

UP YOUR ASS TRANNY

I'll probably have a new cooter and actually use it before you ever get any.

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

BULLSHIT BITCH YOU'RE NOT ESCAPING THIS TIME!!

Those exclamation points weren't sarcastic at all.

Pants · 02-05-2007, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

BULLSHIT BITCH YOU'RE NOT ESCAPING THIS TIME!!

You're the bitch, bitch. And a dumbass.

siberian khatru · 02-05-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

I'll probably have a new cooter and actually use it before you ever get any.

Reminds me of one my favorite lines from "Car Wash." Transvestite Antonio Fargas tells someone "I'm more man than you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get."

Halfcan · 02-05-2007, 10:30 PM

Yes Rex was aweful-but the Bears D played soft and 50 yards back. They refused to blitz or take away the run.

Benson sucked as well-what a terrible pick that was.

SPchief · 02-05-2007, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut

I'll probably have a new cooter and actually use it before you ever get any.

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02-05-2007, 07:11 PM
pr_capone THREEPEAT!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: NWMO Casino cash: $9948214	Sexy Rexy - F--k It. I'm Throwing It Downfield. With the way the guy played yesterday, I felt the need to repost this. Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? ** it. I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But that. Dumpoff passes are for bundle of stickss. I'm ing Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard. What's that? I should throw a quick slant? that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is ing football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon. Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She ing wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious. Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt ing great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the ing eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can. This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am ing out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I **. That's how we do things in the sexy business. Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am.
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02-05-2007, 10:30 PM	#19
Halfcan In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $7327995	Yes Rex was aweful-but the Bears D played soft and 50 yards back. They refused to blitz or take away the run. Benson sucked as well-what a terrible pick that was.
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