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It's a first date, I don't like first dates, they turn into the last date...lol
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King Shit of **** Mountain
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Stroking to the SB Champs!
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Holy crap.
I wish I could have a do-over. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many drinks, waaaaaaaaaaaay too late into the night/early morning. I'm getting too old for this shit. ![]()
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Flop = Man of Steel!!
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This seemed like a good thread to post this in.
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
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When A Man Microwave His Penis
By FAX When a man microwave his penis You know there's nothin' left to lose. That day he met with his hygienist, And, you know, then he got the blues. She said, "You got yourself the herpes." She said, "You'll not get no more lovin'." So goin' home he bought two Slurpees Then put his pecker in the oven. You know that man, he couldn't take it. He couldn't live that way too long. So he decided he would bake it, And microwave his blistered schlong. Oh, Lord, some men are meant for fame, And some men for a life of toil. But, some will never get acclaim. Instead, their dong's destined to broil. Curse the inventor and machinist, And their appliance that we use. 'Cause when a man microwave his penis, You know, there's nothin' left to lose. FAX |
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