Mall Kiosk Salespeople

[macdawg]

Wednesday around noon I was off of work and was going to do my girlfriend a favor and needed to go to Independence Center to get her something.

The mall is pretty dead and I'm on my way out of the mall wearing Chiefs sweats that I only have for doing housework and working out in, a t-shirt and a brown Rambo coat and some chick yells 'excuse me sir may I ask you a question' and waves me over.

Not thinking I walked over to her thinking she needs directions or something, I didn't even think she worked at the mall. Next thing I know she goes into a long long winded sales pitch about dead sea lotion or some crap, couldn't really understand she spoke so fast.

Tried to interrupt her to say no but it was impossible to get a word in and next thing I know she starts putting some lotion crap on my hands & having me rub my hands together then drying them off.

Assuming I was going to buy it she asked if I just wanted the hand scrub or body lotion also?

Finally.....I had a chance to speak, felt like the kid in the movie Waiting that never gets a chance to speak, I just laughed and said I just thought you had a quick question but appreciate you showing me your stuff and walked off while she was still talking.

My girlfriend knows who these Isreali lotion salespeople are in the malls and laughed hysterically about this story and how they chose to pitch me since I am not metro in any way.

Any of you know what I'm talking about???

Here are vids I found on youtube of these obnoxious salesgirls:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kykuv...eature=related

salesgirl really going after this guy lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAtRZDeXsyg

[Kylo Ren]

Originally Posted by bogey

I had a similar situation. A girl called me over and took my hand and started talking to me, all the while she was buffing one of my finger nails with some kind of an oval shaped emmery board. When she was done she showed me my beautiful glossy finger and said isn't that nice? I looked at her and said do I really look like someone that would buff my fingers and walked away. That's been at least 2 weeks ago, and my one finger is still beautifully glossy.

You weren't the only one! I'll give you a gold star if you can make it all the way throught the entire video.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIPjb...eature=related

[StcChief]

Originally Posted by John_Wayne

You weren't the only one! I'll give you a gold star if you can make it all the way throught the entire video.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIPjb...eature=related

can I get the 2 minutes back....

[KcMizzou]

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

Man I hate those people. The best thing you can do is proactive against them. I went and got a hot pretzel one day after shopping at champs for a randle Cuttingham jersey. I knew what was coming, I saw two guys that look like the indian dude from van wilder and another girl that I swear rode in the magic carpet on aladdin. So anyway here these two guys come over "excuse me, excuse me" I slowly broke apart my pretzel (which had gotten hard because of the amount of time dunking on the lowered basketball rim in champs. They kept on walking up up me and I struck first. I flinged the prezels like damn ninja stars....Ninja mall pretzel stars and it took them both down. One of them got back up and the girl out of the group went over to this giant game board and put up a sign that said DEMONPENZ vs BADZIDAL like in kickboxer. We started to fight street fighter style (only if street fighter had a mall level. TOPSY'S POPCORN! I yelled out and I threw butter popcorn in his face, then went to a leg sweep and jumped off a instant photo booth an shoved cotton candy in his Wind pipe. ...

flawless victory

I remember reading about that in the paper.

[Kylo Ren]

Originally Posted by StcChief

can I get the 2 minutes back....

You could only make it 2 min. huh? Come on! Buck up! Go for 5 min.!!!

[King_Chief_Fan]

a simple wag of the finger and telling them to back off works everytime.