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[Delano]

Raised on Carl's Sweet Satan Dick: Chiefsplanet::Jose Offerman: Dominican Winter League

[|Zach|]

Anger.

[|Zach|]

Originally Posted by |Zach|

Anger.

I draw the line at making offensive jokes about angry midgets because those can come back to bite me in the ass later on.

[FAX]

O Mods, thou art our Mods and we Planeteers shalt exalt thee, thy names shalt we praise and thy Modness shalt we glorify. For thou hast done wonderous and fearful things. Thy namechanger cast the trolls into unspeakable darkness and thy banhammer art terrible and bringeth the trolls low into the Abyss, and into iniquity thou hath delivered the trolls with the wrath of thy thunderous banhammer.

Warnings hast thou given the Goat fans and the Raiders and the fans of Eggos who doth worship false idols of orange and black with the heads of morons and the smallish penises. Nor doth these repent of murders, personal fouls, sexual immorality and third down conversions and of cooking oil and eye gouging doth these repenteth not which bringeth forth thy fearful IP blocker to end our suffering.

O Mods, bring unto ruination the adulterous douchebags and unto them bring forthwith the plagues of fire and sulfur which darken the sun and the sky and bring unto them the cronic buttock itch for they are like unto the scorpion and the snake and like unto the classless screwball doth they speak.

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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by billay

DarthCarl should never have been banned, Iowaian should have.

Billay is The Man. Period.

Originally Posted by Buster Hymen

Sanchise still sucks and most of this board deserves a dipshit like ROR.

Maybe someone could arrange a pay-per-view of claythan going down on ROR for charity.

Are you dead yet?(damned cheap Voodoo dolls)

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy

I think it's highly pathetic that someone would get that attached to another's teams QB.

If RoR is over 20, I'm embarrased for him.

I'm attached to being right in this instance; so far, so good.

Originally Posted by Delano

The dude is nearing retirement age. Have you seen his hair?
Posted via Mobile Device

You've never seen my hair. White Fro.

Originally Posted by keg in kc

Yeah, this bet shit is secondary, he should be gone regardless.

List.

Originally Posted by the Talking Can

raised on cock is a loud mouth, know nothing, bet welching pussy.....few people have deserved a banning as much as him...


and the bet was clear as day, he lost, cried like a bitch about it, and was justly banned...adios dumbass...

Tell us again how you wants you some Clausen after backing Cassel like a ****tard, ****tard.

Originally Posted by dirk digler

Wow what an ass he definitely deserves to be banned now.

List.

Originally Posted by Brock

Stay down, bitch.

Nein.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Perhaps you should read my other posts in this thread. If he doesn't meet the yardage requirements, the IP ban should be enforced. If he does, then doomy shouldn't be banned either, because the construction and enforcement of the bet would be Claythan-esque.

That said, the messages to the mods post banning are crossing the line. Dude probably dug his own grave with his reactions to losing a bet he hadn't completely lost yet.

There are no more lines. There never were to begin with in this monkey house.

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

He just takes things too personally. Not to say that we all don't have those moments on here, but he seems to lack the ability to separate this place from reality.