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testing ... 1, 2, 3
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Tennessee
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I notice with no small amount of alarm that the Discovery channel is featuring a program tonight at 12:00 am entitled, "Pig Bomb".
The irresponsible bastards. They need to stick to their survival shows and dinosaur shows and bible archaeology shows and stuff like that. All we need is a bunch of damn pig bombs running wild all over the damn place. For God's sake. Pig bombs are unpredictable as all get out, and when they blow, they're bound to make one hell of a mess. Not only are you going to the hospital because you've been pig bombed, but your clothes will smell like pig guts and pig crap and other pig parts and stuff for probably years. God help you if you're wearing a nice suit when one of those damn things goes off. I don't know about you, but I'm not watching that program. Not only that, but I'm writing a letter to the Discovery channel and letting them know that America doesn't need its kids learning how to make freaking pig bombs from the freaking television for crying out loud. And I'll tell you this, too ... if I find out that Mr. Hog Farmer isn't restricting his activities to mere pig jerking and pig stroking and whacking off pig clubs of love and, in fact, is actually part of this emerging pig bomb problem, there's going to be hell to pay. You've been warned, Mr. Hog Farmer. I'm quite certain that, if needs must, there's still room in Guantanamo for one more nutcase pig bomber. FAX |
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#77 |
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Bronco Country
Casino cash: $3584654
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God, we replaced that man with KENDRELL BELL.
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