KU KU Asst Coach Townsend Gives Tickets to KSU/KU game to Pornstar Samantha Ryan

Tango&Cash · 03-04-2010, 01:04 PM

No wonder KU can recruit!!!!!! I wonder what kinda parties these guys have when no one's around. You can't tell me Self didn't know about this

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http://www.insidestl.com/insideSTL/M...Cap-To-KU.aspx

It's Not Easy To Do As A Missouri Guy, But I Tip My Cap To KU
Tim McKernan posted on March 04, 2010 00:00
When you attend the University of Missouri, you're taught to loathe KU. Pure hatred of anything from Lawrence, Kansas is the only thing that will be tolerated in Columbia, Missouri.

But, as a (near) Missouri graduate and porn fan, I'm conflicted when it comes to Samantha Ryan. The beautiful adult film star attended KU.

That, however, is not why I'm writing and saluting Kansas this morning.

No, sir.

Today, I have to tip my cap to the Kansas basketball team. Not for their victory over #5 Kansas State last night. No, no.

I'm tipping my cap to the Jayhawks, because Kansas assistant coach Kurtis Townsend got Samantha Ryan floor tickets to last night's battle between the two top five teams at Allen Fieldhouse.

How do I know?

Because Samantha Ryan tweeted it...a couple of times:

At 1:30 pm: "I'm so excited 4 the KU/KSU game tonight! Big thanks 2 Asst. Coach Townsend 4 the tix! Hope we got good seats! Bad ESPN no national TV

"

And...then later from the game at 6:30 pm: "So excited for my floor seats at the KU/KSU game! Coach Townsend kicks major ass! Rock Chalk Jayhawk Go KU!"

Following the Jayhawk victory, Samantha tweeted pictures of her view from her seats and a picture of her and the KU mascot, Big Jay (which can be seen on the front page of insideSTL.com). And, then she gave a little post-game analysis: "Roy (Williams) was center of our world when I was @ KU but he left @ a time that broke our hearts. Poor timing was like a stab n back."

And, then one last thought: "Plus, Self has carried on the tradition even better than Williams did so in the end, it's all about BILL SELF! Woot!"

And, here's a "Woot" for for Coach Townsend. I'm sure plenty of schools would frown upon an assistant coach setting tickets aside for a porn star in the most anticipated home game of the conference schedule, but at Kansas, it's not only acceptable, it's promotable via the starlet's Twitter account.

So, with that, I congratulate KU for the victory over K-State and a remarkable season to date...but even moreso, I salute the assistant coach of the Jayhawks for proudly taking care of the ticket needs of their porn star alumna and star of I Love Girls Doin Girls, Barefoot Confidential 45, and Fine Ass Bitches 4, Miss Samantha Ryan.

Pants · 03-04-2010, 01:07 PM

She was for Sherron.

ArrowheadHawk · 03-04-2010, 01:09 PM

Sweet.

CoMoChief · 03-04-2010, 01:11 PM

Nice recruiting tool.

Coach: "Hey, we bring pornstars to our game"
Recruit: "I'm in, coach"

seems pretty easy to me.

ChiefMojo · 03-04-2010, 01:48 PM

Was at many parties in Lawrence where Ryan was there. She was actually a pretty cool chica. Yea she was attractive, but even back then the running joke was you had to be dragging floor to get her.

Braincase · 03-04-2010, 02:04 PM

I'm going to guess 1) this will be KK's main talking point this afternoon and 2) there will be claims of a hacked twitter account before too long.

arrowheadnation · 03-04-2010, 02:35 PM

Girl's gotta make a living.

03-04-2010, 01:04 PM
Tango&Cash Starter Join Date: Feb 2010 Casino cash: $10004900	KU Asst Coach Townsend Gives Tickets to KSU/KU game to Pornstar Samantha Ryan No wonder KU can recruit!!!!!! I wonder what kinda parties these guys have when no one's around. You can't tell me Self didn't know about this . http://www.insidestl.com/insideSTL/M...Cap-To-KU.aspx It's Not Easy To Do As A Missouri Guy, But I Tip My Cap To KU Tim McKernan posted on March 04, 2010 00:00 When you attend the University of Missouri, you're taught to loathe KU. Pure hatred of anything from Lawrence, Kansas is the only thing that will be tolerated in Columbia, Missouri. But, as a (near) Missouri graduate and porn fan, I'm conflicted when it comes to Samantha Ryan. The beautiful adult film star attended KU. That, however, is not why I'm writing and saluting Kansas this morning. No, sir. Today, I have to tip my cap to the Kansas basketball team. Not for their victory over #5 Kansas State last night. No, no. I'm tipping my cap to the Jayhawks, because Kansas assistant coach Kurtis Townsend got Samantha Ryan floor tickets to last night's battle between the two top five teams at Allen Fieldhouse. How do I know? Because Samantha Ryan tweeted it...a couple of times: At 1:30 pm: "I'm so excited 4 the KU/KSU game tonight! Big thanks 2 Asst. Coach Townsend 4 the tix! Hope we got good seats! Bad ESPN no national TV " And...then later from the game at 6:30 pm: "So excited for my floor seats at the KU/KSU game! Coach Townsend kicks major ass! Rock Chalk Jayhawk Go KU!" Following the Jayhawk victory, Samantha tweeted pictures of her view from her seats and a picture of her and the KU mascot, Big Jay (which can be seen on the front page of insideSTL.com). And, then she gave a little post-game analysis: "Roy (Williams) was center of our world when I was @ KU but he left @ a time that broke our hearts. Poor timing was like a stab n back." And, then one last thought: "Plus, Self has carried on the tradition even better than Williams did so in the end, it's all about BILL SELF! Woot!" And, here's a "Woot" for for Coach Townsend. I'm sure plenty of schools would frown upon an assistant coach setting tickets aside for a porn star in the most anticipated home game of the conference schedule, but at Kansas, it's not only acceptable, it's promotable via the starlet's Twitter account. So, with that, I congratulate KU for the victory over K-State and a remarkable season to date...but even moreso, I salute the assistant coach of the Jayhawks for proudly taking care of the ticket needs of their porn star alumna and star of I Love Girls Doin Girls, Barefoot Confidential 45, and Fine Ass Bitches 4, Miss Samantha Ryan. Attached Thumbnails
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