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Old 10-06-2010, 07:17 PM  
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My GF wont let me PIIHB anymore

When we first started dating my gf let me PIIHB 1-2 times a week. That was 6 months ago. She hasn't let me for at least two months now, and every time I bring it up she just says no way! She lured me in with PIIHB and now acts like it never happened. She also used to polish the yogurt cannon quite frequently and even let me ATM her sometimes but I cant even get her to do that anymore. She pulled the ol' bait and switch and I don't think I can trust her now.

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Old 06-07-2014, 07:46 PM   #286
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Well, except the whole "I'm a fornicating sinner." thing.
He'll understand. He invented the G-spot. He didn't invent the modern day divorce process.
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:54 PM   #287
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You are going to rot away slowly anyway. You might as well not get any ass while doing it.

And consider that when you are older you aren't going to want to tap that saggy, wrinkled, dusty cooter anyway. She'll most likely have hairy nipples, total cottage cheese ass and legs and halitosis.

Save a picture of when she was hot, remind yourself that you hit it once (it's confirmed by the kid), and jerk it to the picture. It will save you a lot of stress in the long run.

Besides, you are already trying to tap into her sister anyway. Let's face facts - you don't talk about the lack of ass your getting from a chicks sister unless you are trying to grease up the entry point of the sister. And that's going to get you destroyed even worse than you think you already are. I mean, seriously, you don't think that sisters talk?

"Oh, by the way, the father of your child just talked to me about you not giving up any ass. And he kept inching closer and closer to me the whole time. He's a ****ing creeper perv if you ask me. The UPS driver on my office route is much cuter and has a better job. You want me to fix you up with him?"
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
In the blink of an eye, we WILL be old and used up, which is why I don't wanna squander the youth we have left.

As far as the sister goes, grow up.
I told my GF about it 15 min after the conversation happened.
I am not jealous, I'm not insecure, and my SO isn't either because I am not a cheater.
If I want other pussy, I will leave.

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Pics or about her hotness
I will ask her if it's cool if I post a pic when she gets off work @ 7am. (Oncology Nurse)
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:55 PM   #288
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And none of which is dependent upon getting married.

Thank. ****ing. God.
True dat.
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Old 06-07-2014, 07:57 PM   #289
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Well, good luck with that. You will get older, the pool smaller and less attractive with more baggage.
Lol. For men? Not at all. The older you get the more options open up. Women love age (maturity and money). Heard so many stories from guys saying they got no action in their 20s but have seemingly endless options in their 30s and 40s.
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Old 06-07-2014, 08:00 PM   #290
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[quote=PackerinMo;10677024 I'm a 30 year old who still looks 20. [/quote]Pics or GTFO!






















2nd thought........forget I said anything about pics
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Old 06-07-2014, 08:10 PM   #291
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Well, except the whole "I'm a fornicating sinner." thing.
I believe that two people who dedicate their lives to one another, and are monogamous and faithful are cool in the eyes of the lord.
People can get married to a stranger in Vegas.
Legal Marriage is a man made institution.
A piece of paper cannot give you a life long union.

What this really comes down to, is me not wanting to let go of my youth.
But Real love is what is left over when being in love is gone.

I have been venting here, but this woman and I are together till the end and we both know it.
No relationship stays the way it was when you met.

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Old 06-07-2014, 08:53 PM   #292
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Lol. For men? Not at all. The older you get the more options open up. Women love age (maturity and money). Heard so many stories from guys saying they got no action in their 20s but have seemingly endless options in their 30s and 40s.
That's another one of the reasons we are going through this issue.
It seems like everywhere I go, there is talent and a lot of it interacts with me in an unmistakable unspoken universal language, and they are saying "yep, you could get it"
That makes me feel good and all, but then makes me wonder why I'm not getting any at home.
I start to ?? do I suck in bed?
Is it just a chore with nothing in it for her?
Then I remember the shit we used to do. I don't think I've gotten off before the participating female, quickies aside, since I was of drinking age.
Even had one of her friends in on the action on her reque......

I'll be damned.
I know how to fix this.
It's staring me right in the face.
I wish women were as easy as us.
Feed me, **** me, .....We are happy.
Not only are women' needs so much more complex, but they don't want you to meet them, unless you guess WTF they are.
Half the time, I don't think they even know, and it's up to us to figure it out for the both of us.
Two weeks tops I will be a smiling MFer.

Not related to the solution, I'm a Vain, Conceited **** for thinking the way I have been thinking.
It's hard to stay grounded when you're smart confident and good looking..............(or a prick with an inflated sense of self, and a set of blue balls)
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Old 06-07-2014, 09:04 PM   #293
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or a prick with an inflated sense of self, and a set of blue balls
Core issue revealed.
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Old 06-07-2014, 09:07 PM   #294
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Certainly not helping things.
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Old 06-07-2014, 10:59 PM   #295
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Old 06-08-2014, 11:17 AM   #296
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Old 06-08-2014, 12:30 PM   #297
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Old 06-08-2014, 12:38 PM   #298
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Its hilarious how this thread went from PIIHB to discussing marriage.
If you get married is there no chance to PHITB?

Maybe we need a poll?
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