Chiefs Signs Todd Haley may be the Godfather - Page 5

mesmith31 · 12-11-2010, 01:29 PM

1.) Feeling like Josh McDaniels delivered an affront to Haley by running up the score and cheap shots, he utters the famous phrase, "There’s a lot of sh*t being talked about you!" (kinda like Jake La Motta talking to Joey ... "I heard some things Joey, I heard things!")
and refuses to shake his hand.

2.) Weeks later after showing showing the McDaniels 'how we do'. Haley meets McDaniels out in the middle of the field and gives him a hug. In the mafia world this is the equivalent of the 'kiss of death'.

3.) McDaniels is fired and seen driving off in his SUV (assuredly to some toll booth in Jersey)

Conclusion: Todd Haley is the capo di tutti capi. If he ever hugs you..gets your affairs in order.

booger · 12-11-2010, 03:10 PM

i knew something was up when he wouldn't eat pork chops

mesmith31 · 12-11-2010, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie

Haley:He wants a rematch. It'll be the Broncos and Chiefs. We'll insist it be played somewhere where we usually win so we feel safe. Arrowhead. They'll check us for weapons at first so we have to make sure Bowe doesn't catch anything. But if Weis and Crennel can come up with a gameplan...I'll finish that little turd myself. A low scoring game. 10-6 or something.
(Pause. Then laughter from Pioli, Weis, and Crennel)
Pioli: You think you're back in Dallas and you can get a coach fired just like that because he pisses someone off? Ya gotta go right up to him to smack him like Buddy Ryan did in Houston. Ba-da-Bing in the head! You're taking this personally Todd. Charlie? Romeo? He's taking this very personally
Haley: Wait. Where does it say you have to wait until the end of the season to fire a coach? I'm talking a lousy coach. A crooked coach caught cheating. A whiny suckass coach. Bowlen might get fed up with 3-9.
Weis: He might Scott. He just might.
Pioli: Ok. But want a good game plan you guys. I don't want Todd holding his dick like in Denver.

Not to interrupt the roast of Albert Brooks...BUT THIS! *applause*

Raiderhater · 12-11-2010, 04:05 PM

Well this thread went down hill in a hurry.

Fritz88 · 12-11-2010, 04:19 PM

Cool thread.
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Dante84 · 12-11-2010, 04:21 PM

I walk in to this thread and I'm all "lol wut" then i walk out.

but not before adding this.

Wallcrawler · 12-11-2010, 06:43 PM

MFAO

Pioli Zombie · 12-11-2010, 08:15 PM

Haley to Josh: Now go home and get your shinebox.

Chiefshrink · 12-11-2010, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower

This analogy is not correct, since I never made any racial/religious slur...something you STILL do not even understand after it has been pointed out to you repeatedly...

Precisely!!!

12-11-2010, 01:29 PM
mesmith31 Starter Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: West Des Moines, Iowa Casino cash: $10005205	Signs Todd Haley may be the Godfather 1.) Feeling like Josh McDaniels delivered an affront to Haley by running up the score and cheap shots, he utters the famous phrase, "There’s a lot of sh*t being talked about you!" (kinda like Jake La Motta talking to Joey ... "I heard some things Joey, I heard things!") and refuses to shake his hand. 2.) Weeks later after showing showing the McDaniels 'how we do'. Haley meets McDaniels out in the middle of the field and gives him a hug. In the mafia world this is the equivalent of the 'kiss of death'. 3.) McDaniels is fired and seen driving off in his SUV (assuredly to some toll booth in Jersey) Conclusion: Todd Haley is the capo di tutti capi. If he ever hugs you..gets your affairs in order.
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12-11-2010, 03:10 PM	#61
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Raiderhater Tried it on and it fit Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: A Webb of chaos Casino cash: $-1537979	Well this thread went down hill in a hurry. __________________ "Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules." -- George Orwell, Shooting an Elephant
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