Final 2011 TFG Wonderlic Odds - Page 2

LaDairis · 07:46 AM

Really, some of you ought to figure out a way to be the bookie with that casino cash, and place your bets...

Which "college" football team will come away from the 2011 NFL Combine with the most position low scores on the Wonderlic test, receiving the honor of being crowned "College Football's Dumbest Team?"

LSU 4-1 : only concern is that LSU has taught their players to answer all questions, so you get a lot of 12/50 scores from them, but not too many recent single digits. Crop this year covers seven positions, and it is unclear why any would be classified as "student" athletes.

WVa 5-1 : consistent idiocy and criminality from this program, see Jones, Pacman... Got strong contenders at six different positions for 2011

Gators 6-1 : a proud tradition of Dumbest Team titles in the past, the Gators have six positions and eight in total at the Combine, all who cheated just like Cam Newton did... On the plus side, the Gators do occasionally have that one game each year where the average letter grade of each player is posted on the helmet...

da U 6-1 : for several years now, the Cokes haven't made a serious run at the title after winning in 2005, in fact running away with it, taking the final four straight positions. This year's crew matches their in state rival UF with 6 positions and eight total players at the combine.

North Carolina 7-1 : the Butch Davis effect was pretty obvious when half the team, the better half, was suspended for the opener against LSU. Needless to say, with 11 positions represented, the Goats have the largest contingent in Indy, and every one is a Butch Davis certified "Communications Major...."

Ok St. 8-1 : While things have changed since Dexter Manley spent four years at Stillwater unable to read, them Cowboys are always pushing the NCAA limits and then some... and until they beat the Sooners, the more pushing they will do...

Miss St. 8-1 : When Auburn bid $400k for Cam Newton, that prevented Miss St from having three JC transfers at the Combine, settling for just Chris White and Pernell McPhee. Add in two full time "students" from Miss St. and the potential is there...

Nevada 9-1 : Two years ago, Nevada shocked the Combine, sending only two players, and winning both dumbest WR and dumbest ILB, tying LSU, which is still bitter about it, as Herman Johnson lost by one point at OG, getting 13 compared to BYU's Ray Feinga, who scored a 12, forcing a 2-2 tie and a split (Coaches Poll - LSU, AP - Nevada), and giving a clear sign that Nevada football was on the rise. This year the Wolf Pack (two words) sends four football players, and likely no students...

South Carolina 10-1 : The Chickens were looking outside in, when all of a sudden, suspended TE Weslye Saunders got allowed back in the Draft and the Combine, sending South Carolina's hopes for a Dumbest Team title soaring... However, there is no penalty for misspelling your first name...

Indiana 10-1 : While the Hoosiers have only two positions covered, IU has two of the past three lowest overall scores (Tracy Porter 4, Greg Middleton 6). Clearly, in trying to shed the "basketball school" label, IU has a plan, and that plan doesn't include its football players in classrooms very often

Bewbies · 02-24-2011, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KurtCobain

There is no lexicon. GTFO n00b

When you blow your head off let me know so I can pour anti-freeze into the hole.

LaDairis · 02-24-2011, 11:50 AM

All this hate in a topic about idiocy...

Perhaps the subject of IDIOCY is a bit "touchy" for some here...

Dexter Manley · 12-14-2011, 12:56 PM

ALLLLLLLLL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What everyone's been waiting for...

WHO WON???

A: the Chickens (3)

DE - Cliff Matthews 13
DT - Ladi A 11
FS - Chris Culliver 9

Second place...

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP (2+ for the Gators = + for transfer)

OG - Carl Johnson 6 (giving FLA the overall lowest score)
OT - the ORT now for the Steelers 11
QB - Josh Portis (UF transfer) 15

and last but not least, TFG's favorite finished 3rd

LSU LSU (2)

GEAUX TIGERS!!!

CB Patrick Peterson 9
K - LSU had the dumbest kicker, trust me... the Bucs cut him in PS...

and the crowd chanted

SEC SEC SEC SEC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tune in, folks and fans, because the Combine is approaching, and the 2012 TFG Wonderlic Odds are getting closer...

Dexter Manley · 12-14-2011, 01:04 PM

TFG also owes one Weslye Saunders of the Chickens a sincere apology.

Weslye scored a 26, a good score, and has really gotten his act together in Pittsburgh.

Way to go, Weslye!!!

Dexter Manley · 12-20-2011, 07:17 AM

Not even a "congrats, TFG, you nailed it this year?"

In 2010, the TFG Wonderlic Odds were not as accurate...

Dexter Manley · 12-20-2011, 07:42 AM

And in 2006, the TFG Wonderlic Odds were

Cokes 4-1
CrimiNoles 4-1
Gators 4-1
University Somewhere in FLA 5-1 (Tampa is not in "South" Florida)
Central FLA 7-1
FLA Atlantic 9-1
FLA International 10-1

rest of field 50-1

Fortunately, the Gators won that one...

02-21-2011, 09:04 PM
LaDairis Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Casino cash: $10004900	Final 2011 TFG Wonderlic Odds Really, some of you ought to figure out a way to be the bookie with that casino cash, and place your bets... Which "college" football team will come away from the 2011 NFL Combine with the most position low scores on the Wonderlic test, receiving the honor of being crowned "College Football's Dumbest Team?" LSU 4-1 : only concern is that LSU has taught their players to answer all questions, so you get a lot of 12/50 scores from them, but not too many recent single digits. Crop this year covers seven positions, and it is unclear why any would be classified as "student" athletes. WVa 5-1 : consistent idiocy and criminality from this program, see Jones, Pacman... Got strong contenders at six different positions for 2011 Gators 6-1 : a proud tradition of Dumbest Team titles in the past, the Gators have six positions and eight in total at the Combine, all who cheated just like Cam Newton did... On the plus side, the Gators do occasionally have that one game each year where the average letter grade of each player is posted on the helmet... da U 6-1 : for several years now, the Cokes haven't made a serious run at the title after winning in 2005, in fact running away with it, taking the final four straight positions. This year's crew matches their in state rival UF with 6 positions and eight total players at the combine. North Carolina 7-1 : the Butch Davis effect was pretty obvious when half the team, the better half, was suspended for the opener against LSU. Needless to say, with 11 positions represented, the Goats have the largest contingent in Indy, and every one is a Butch Davis certified "Communications Major...." Ok St. 8-1 : While things have changed since Dexter Manley spent four years at Stillwater unable to read, them Cowboys are always pushing the NCAA limits and then some... and until they beat the Sooners, the more pushing they will do... Miss St. 8-1 : When Auburn bid $400k for Cam Newton, that prevented Miss St from having three JC transfers at the Combine, settling for just Chris White and Pernell McPhee. Add in two full time "students" from Miss St. and the potential is there... Nevada 9-1 : Two years ago, Nevada shocked the Combine, sending only two players, and winning both dumbest WR and dumbest ILB, tying LSU, which is still bitter about it, as Herman Johnson lost by one point at OG, getting 13 compared to BYU's Ray Feinga, who scored a 12, forcing a 2-2 tie and a split (Coaches Poll - LSU, AP - Nevada), and giving a clear sign that Nevada football was on the rise. This year the Wolf Pack (two words) sends four football players, and likely no students... South Carolina 10-1 : The Chickens were looking outside in, when all of a sudden, suspended TE Weslye Saunders got allowed back in the Draft and the Combine, sending South Carolina's hopes for a Dumbest Team title soaring... However, there is no penalty for misspelling your first name... Indiana 10-1 : While the Hoosiers have only two positions covered, IU has two of the past three lowest overall scores (Tracy Porter 4, Greg Middleton 6). Clearly, in trying to shed the "basketball school" label, IU has a plan, and that plan doesn't include its football players in classrooms very often Last edited by LaDairis; 02-22-2011 at 07:46 AM..
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02-24-2011, 11:50 AM	#17
LaDairis Banned Join Date: Feb 2011 Casino cash: $10004900	All this hate in a topic about idiocy... Perhaps the subject of IDIOCY is a bit "touchy" for some here...
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12-14-2011, 12:56 PM	#18
Dexter Manley Veteran Join Date: Dec 2011 Casino cash: $10004900	ALLLLLLLLL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What everyone's been waiting for... WHO WON??? A: the Chickens (3) DE - Cliff Matthews 13 DT - Ladi A 11 FS - Chris Culliver 9 Second place... CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP (2+ for the Gators = + for transfer) OG - Carl Johnson 6 (giving FLA the overall lowest score) OT - the ORT now for the Steelers 11 QB - Josh Portis (UF transfer) 15 and last but not least, TFG's favorite finished 3rd LSU LSU (2) GEAUX TIGERS!!! CB Patrick Peterson 9 K - LSU had the dumbest kicker, trust me... the Bucs cut him in PS... and the crowd chanted SEC SEC SEC SEC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tune in, folks and fans, because the Combine is approaching, and the 2012 TFG Wonderlic Odds are getting closer...
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12-14-2011, 01:04 PM	#19
Dexter Manley Veteran Join Date: Dec 2011 Casino cash: $10004900	TFG also owes one Weslye Saunders of the Chickens a sincere apology. Weslye scored a 26, a good score, and has really gotten his act together in Pittsburgh. Way to go, Weslye!!!
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12-20-2011, 07:17 AM	#20
Dexter Manley Veteran Join Date: Dec 2011 Casino cash: $10004900	Not even a "congrats, TFG, you nailed it this year?" In 2010, the TFG Wonderlic Odds were not as accurate...
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12-20-2011, 07:42 AM	#21
Dexter Manley Veteran Join Date: Dec 2011 Casino cash: $10004900	And in 2006, the TFG Wonderlic Odds were Cokes 4-1 CrimiNoles 4-1 Gators 4-1 University Somewhere in FLA 5-1 (Tampa is not in "South" Florida) Central FLA 7-1 FLA Atlantic 9-1 FLA International 10-1 rest of field 50-1 Fortunately, the Gators won that one...
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