|
|
09-16-2011, 08:32 AM
|
|
|
Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
Casino cash: $16896178
 VARSITY
|
Best Headline I've Seen All Week
It has dwarfs, it has porn, it has badgers...what's not to love?
http://tinyurl.com/6flya5y Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Percy Foster Dies in Badger Den A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales. The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program." Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report. In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double. "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar. "I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said. |
|
Posts: 41,011
  |
|
|
09-19-2011, 01:17 PM
|
#16 |
|
11-5, baby
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Livin the dream
Casino cash: $2191557
|
|
|
Posts: 22,416
|
|
|
09-19-2011, 01:29 PM
|
#17 |
|
Buddy Christ is a Chiefs fan
Join Date: Nov 2008
Casino cash: $-1750454
|
There gonna gas badgers? WTF.
__________________
"You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, "I CAN'T PROCESS IT!" Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show .... You know?" Carlos Irwin Estevez |
|
Posts: 11,304
|
|
|
|
|
Best Headline I've Seen All Week
Linear Mode
