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Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Be Kind To Your Pets
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Glorious Independence, MO
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Dear Long Suffering Chiefs Fans:
I am very pleased to now officially be in charge of the greatest team with the greatest fish, check that, I mean fans, in the NFL: the Miami Dolphins. I staked my claim today by firing head coach Tony Soprano, check that, Tony Sparano, showing everyone in South Florida who is boss. I fired him even though he kicked your midwest country bumpkin butts in Arrowhead. Fear Me, this is my universe now. I will be interviewing all the big names in coaching: Marv Levy, Marty Schottenheimer, Dick Vermeil, Buddy Ryan, Mike Ditka and Jimmy Johnson for this very lucrative position. I will also be offering non-trade contracts to Marcus Allen and Joe Montana to see if they'll help me bring some credibility to this Cuban Backwater Swamp Hell. I plan to live in Boca, and only touch down in the stadium parking lot via helicopter. In the meantime, see you in the draft room, boobs. BTW: I left KC with a wheelbarrow full of money. Literally. Tell Junior Hunt he can sniff my lemony fresh ass. I'm a headliner again baby! Sincerely, Carl "Delano" Peterson The Big Black Leather Fish of South Florida |
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Was waiting for that.
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Cry havoc...
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Depends. Anyone who takes on that job is looking up at the Patriots and Jets for the next few years at least. If Cowher loves a challenge, then that's it. But if I'm a head coach, I'm waiting for that San Diego job to open up...
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