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**Iowanian** · 05-31-2012, 09:58 AM

Shel Silverstein, Robert Frost, Dr Seuss....

Consider this a collection of 10 years of greatest hits.

I'm spending a portion of the off-season doldrums going through historical rep comments to rediscover poetry I've composed for Chiefsplanet, and if I find anything else I feel is worthy, I'll provide that quote, with context of the situation being served. I'll begin with the oldest end in the archive, mine beginning in 2004.

I think this could be a fun off-season time killer as well as history lesson for newer posters.

Feel free to comment, contribute your own works, or those favorite things you've read here.....We're looking specifically for poems, advice or comments you feel may be worthy of consideration of "great works" to be included in the Great Library.

ToxSocks · 05-31-2012, 04:33 PM

Greatasstitts

**Iowanian** · 05-31-2012, 05:02 PM

This was a response to a direct challenge from an eggo fan slut who was being acting like a ditchpig to our very own katipan

Originally Posted by Iowanian
She posts just like badgirl
Her cooter, gigantic.
If it was christened a name
It would be Titanic.

A beaver abused,
frosted clothes it is wearing
the uterus Sprained,
A worn out Cervical Bearing.

She posts with a cackle,
an annoying type gobble,
her pelvis belt cracking
she walks with a wobble.

She thinks that chiefsplanet
is where Football Mens talk
She's cruising our village
for Internet Caulk.

Mer was your daddy
she made you her biatch
if stupid had value
your ass would be rich.

05-31-2012, 09:58 AM
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1708454	Greatest Hits Shel Silverstein, Robert Frost, Dr Seuss.... Consider this a collection of 10 years of greatest hits. I'm spending a portion of the off-season doldrums going through historical rep comments to rediscover poetry I've composed for Chiefsplanet, and if I find anything else I feel is worthy, I'll provide that quote, with context of the situation being served. I'll begin with the oldest end in the archive, mine beginning in 2004. I think this could be a fun off-season time killer as well as history lesson for newer posters. Feel free to comment, contribute your own works, or those favorite things you've read here.....We're looking specifically for poems, advice or comments you feel may be worthy of consideration of "great works" to be included in the Great Library.
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05-31-2012, 04:33 PM	#16
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05-31-2012, 05:02 PM	#17
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1708454	This was a response to a direct challenge from an eggo fan slut who was being acting like a ditchpig to our very own katipan Originally Posted by Iowanian She posts just like badgirl Her cooter, gigantic. If it was christened a name It would be Titanic. A beaver abused, frosted clothes it is wearing the uterus Sprained, A worn out Cervical Bearing. She posts with a cackle, an annoying type gobble, her pelvis belt cracking she walks with a wobble. She thinks that chiefsplanet is where Football Mens talk She's cruising our village for Internet Caulk. Mer was your daddy she made you her biatch if stupid had value your ass would be rich.
Posts: 62,941