News Jesus Bites a Cop! More Florida News! - Page 2

**gblowfish** · 01-03-2013, 04:53 PM

Either Jesus or the cop should have turned the other cheek!
And where did this happen? Where Else?!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2402741.html

Jesus saves, but a Florida man who proclaimed himself to be the King of Kings prefers to bite -- cops, to be exact.

The make-believe messiah is actually Paul Eggers Greene, arrested early Monday morning by deputies in Charlotte County, Fla., according to a police report.

Police arrived on the scene to find Greene, 18, in the street wearing only his shorts and socks, jumping up and down, screaming, yelling, and waving his arms.

When questioned, Greene yelled that he was Jesus and everyone was coming to get him.

When one deputy approached Greene, the suspect allegedly ran towards the officer aggressively while flailing his arms. Although Greene stopped when ordered to do so, he was Tased by the officer. Authorities suspected he might be intoxicated.

Moments later, the would-be Jesus rushed at the cop once again, waving his arms and legs while attempting to hit the lawman before biting him instead, the Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.

Despite repeated efforts from officials to get Greene to release his bite, including an additional tasing, the suspect managed to keep his choppers gripped on the officer's leg. Greene was Tased a third and final time when he fought back when deputies tried to obtain his wallet, News-press.com reported.

**BigRedChief** · 01-03-2013, 08:17 PM

Welcome to Florida, where weird is the norm.

FloridaMan88 · 01-03-2013, 08:24 PM

It is 75 degrees in January and there is no state income tax.

There are worse places to live.

redsurfer11 · 01-03-2013, 08:38 PM

I love living in Florida. Just spent the last 90 minutes swimming in 85 degree salt water pool.

Setsuna · 01-03-2013, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Hugh Janus

It is 75 degrees in January and there is no state income tax.

There are worse places to live.

Quote:

Originally Posted by redsurfer11

I love living in Florida. Just spent the last 90 minutes swimming in 85 degree salt water pool.

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Originally Posted by Flachief58

Why do you hate Florida? Is it the great weather? beaches? great salt and fresh water fishing? beach bunnies? countless entertainment options? no state income taxes? Enquiring minds want to know

Preach it mah bruthas!!

gblowhard is just mad he can't walk around in shorts and has to shovel ice every morning.

01-03-2013, 04:53 PM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16896178 VARSITY	Jesus Bites a Cop! More Florida News! Either Jesus or the cop should have turned the other cheek! And where did this happen? Where Else?!! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2402741.html Jesus saves, but a Florida man who proclaimed himself to be the King of Kings prefers to bite -- cops, to be exact. The make-believe messiah is actually Paul Eggers Greene, arrested early Monday morning by deputies in Charlotte County, Fla., according to a police report. Police arrived on the scene to find Greene, 18, in the street wearing only his shorts and socks, jumping up and down, screaming, yelling, and waving his arms. When questioned, Greene yelled that he was Jesus and everyone was coming to get him. When one deputy approached Greene, the suspect allegedly ran towards the officer aggressively while flailing his arms. Although Greene stopped when ordered to do so, he was Tased by the officer. Authorities suspected he might be intoxicated. Moments later, the would-be Jesus rushed at the cop once again, waving his arms and legs while attempting to hit the lawman before biting him instead, the Florida Sun-Sentinel reported. Despite repeated efforts from officials to get Greene to release his bite, including an additional tasing, the suspect managed to keep his choppers gripped on the officer's leg. Greene was Tased a third and final time when he fought back when deputies tried to obtain his wallet, News-press.com reported.
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01-03-2013, 08:24 PM	#17
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