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Direckshun · 07-20-2013, 09:29 PM

I have had a stupendous month. It has probably been one of the best months of my life, if not the best month.

I was going to go out and celebrate, but it started raining cats and dogs.

So I'm in tonight. Drinking, as we speak, a Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy, which I don't really like, but a neighbor I just met and socialized with gave it to me as a gift, so I feel like I'm obligated.

But I'm behind the bar.

Pull up a stool. Since this is the internet, and also not real, we've got a limitless drink selection and everything's free.

This is the people's thread. Shit all over it, or just **** around. I'm here all night.

Some random thoughts that have been rattling around in my brain recently, and potential conversation starters:

I was going to do something masturbatory (er, even more masturbatory, I suppose) and start a ChiefsPlanet Poster of the Week thread, and nominate Simply Red, since he has been flooding my inbox with all kinds of cool-as-shit techno from twenty years ago, and also is a really unique weirdo that gives this forum an extra twinge of flavor. He's like ChiefsPlanet's sarsaparilla.
Because of all the George Zimmerman stuff the past couple weeks, I've been thinking a lot about race and, more broadly, culture. I don't know where some closed-minded people get the idea that we should totally be blind to different races, ethnicities, sexual orientations, and whatever. I like having friends of different races, at times I seem to prefer it over having white friends simply because I love hearing about other cultures and lifestyles.

Among my inner circle of friends, one (probably my best friend) is a gay dude, and another is a hardcore libertarian -- and I think I prefer talking to them because of our differences more than I do people who have the same experiences and opinions as me. I think a post-racial world, if such a thing exists, is a world where differences are not ignored for the greater good, it's that they are openly acknowledged and celebrated, which creates its own greater good.
Is it okay for grown men to have best friends? I don't think so. I don't know what it is, but I always hesitate to call one or two of my closest friends "best friends." Even though that's technically what we are... Vote in this thread.
I am also pissed off at all my inner circle friends, save a couple, for moving out of Springfield and into awesome towns like Honolulu, Portland, Austin, and Chicago, among others. It takes a lot of work to make a really good friend, and them moving out means I have to make another or something. And that's a royal pain in the ass.
I had two firsts back in June: I had my first brandy, and my first cognac. Cognacs taste like death; my god, it tastes like grain alcohol on steroids, it is so ****ing strong. Brandy tastes like pancake syrup. Too sweet for my tastes.

Other thoughts will develop as the thread prattles on, or falls swiftly to the second page.

Pull up a stool, order a beer, or whatever. And we'll get luv to dance on the bar or something.

Direckshun · 07-21-2013, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by sedated

(Cant embed on ipad) Oldie but a classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnfXv...e_gdata_player

Really? People get high to OK Computer?

Direckshun · 07-21-2013, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower

brandy and cognac are pretty much the exact same thing, except cognac is made in france (in the cognac region)

as long as its aged properly and made properly there are some very good brandys out there

(i live right by one of ther largest producers in the world)

so yah...

try a few more

Noted. Where do you live?

Direckshun · 07-21-2013, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini

Yeah you've had a few too many

**notorious** · 07-21-2013, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy

Virtual round for the whole thread. Turns out my oldest and my next oldest popped out some babies this week. Starting with Emerson at 11 pounds last week and Raylee at 9 pounds 2 oz last night.

Drink it up. It's on direckshuns card.

He is a sack of ****ing potatoes.

Simply Red · 07-21-2013, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited

Speaking of record shops, there's a new one in KC that specializes in brand new vinyl. I actually like the concept because I buy mostly new releases. This place really doesn't have anything that I listen to but they have a lot of alt/indie stuff that my wife is into. So I stop in after having a Chicago dog at Dave's Stagecoach to see if I can pick something up for my wife.

Well, I was surprised to see this Napalm Death - Harmony Corruption in sealed vinyl. The price tag on it is $45. So I flip it over and see the original release year of 1990 and the repress year of 2012. Well, I know there's 4 different pressings of the 2012 repress, red, black, blue, and an elusive flesh colored vinyl. With the steep price tag, I ask the guy, the owner, which pressing this is. He has no clue. None whatsoever. I shake my head and give him the poser stare down and wish him a good day. Seriously though, **** that place.

This does it - I'm buying a Techniques pair of turntables!

Simply Red · 07-21-2013, 09:32 AM

regardless of you bad experience, I'm not fired up to bring on a wax collection of white labels.

Direckshun · 07-21-2013, 09:37 AM

What's the cigar thing, again?

You buy all the guys at your work cigars if you've had a baby, or if you've impregnated somebody and are going to have a baby.

KCUnited · 07-21-2013, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

This does it - I'm buying a Techniques pair of turntables!

I swap out a Beogram with a low end usb player when I'm ripping to my pc. I'm thinking of putting together a regular podcast, but have concerns over the time commitment.

**luv** · 07-21-2013, 10:21 AM

Anyone hung over?

I'm not sure I can pick a favorite beer. I don't really have one go-to beer. I try one I like, and I think it's my new favorite, but then I try another one I really like. I think it just depends on my mood.

Sully · 07-21-2013, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

What're you, on your period?

I'm the guy that tells you there are guys you can hit and there's guys you can't. Now, that's not quite a guy you can't hit, but it's almost a guy you can't hit. So I'm gonna make a ****in' ruling on this right now. You don't ****in' hit him. You understand?

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**mdchiefsfan** · 07-21-2013, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by luv

Anyone hung over?

I'm not sure I can pick a favorite beer. I don't really have one go-to beer. I try one I like, and I think it's my new favorite, but then I try another one I really like. I think it just depends on my mood.

This is how I am too. I am currently all about Sam Adams Summer Ale.

That is the way to make beer: seasonal. Knowing that Summer Ale is coming off the shelf at some point makes me want to drink it while I can.

My other go to is Heavy Seas Loose Cannon IPA. It's made in MD so I don't know if you guys would have access to it, but it is tasty.

Pablo · 07-21-2013, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun

Really? People get high to OK Computer?

I don't see why not.

07-20-2013, 09:29 PM
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $2103447	Step into my one-thread pub. casually wipes down bar I have had a stupendous month. It has probably been one of the best months of my life, if not the best month. I was going to go out and celebrate, but it started raining cats and dogs. So I'm in tonight. Drinking, as we speak, a Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy, which I don't really like, but a neighbor I just met and socialized with gave it to me as a gift, so I feel like I'm obligated. But I'm behind the bar. Pull up a stool. Since this is the internet, and also not real, we've got a limitless drink selection and everything's free. This is the people's thread. Shit all over it, or just **** around. I'm here all night. Some random thoughts that have been rattling around in my brain recently, and potential conversation starters: I was going to do something masturbatory (er, even more masturbatory, I suppose) and start a ChiefsPlanet Poster of the Week thread, and nominate Simply Red, since he has been flooding my inbox with all kinds of cool-as-shit techno from twenty years ago, and also is a really unique weirdo that gives this forum an extra twinge of flavor. He's like ChiefsPlanet's sarsaparilla. Because of all the George Zimmerman stuff the past couple weeks, I've been thinking a lot about race and, more broadly, culture. I don't know where some closed-minded people get the idea that we should totally be blind to different races, ethnicities, sexual orientations, and whatever. I like having friends of different races, at times I seem to prefer it over having white friends simply because I love hearing about other cultures and lifestyles. Among my inner circle of friends, one (probably my best friend) is a gay dude, and another is a hardcore libertarian -- and I think I prefer talking to them because of our differences more than I do people who have the same experiences and opinions as me. I think a post-racial world, if such a thing exists, is a world where differences are not ignored for the greater good, it's that they are openly acknowledged and celebrated, which creates its own greater good. Is it okay for grown men to have best friends? I don't think so. I don't know what it is, but I always hesitate to call one or two of my closest friends "best friends." Even though that's technically what we are... Vote in this thread. I am also pissed off at all my inner circle friends, save a couple, for moving out of Springfield and into awesome towns like Honolulu, Portland, Austin, and Chicago, among others. It takes a lot of work to make a really good friend, and them moving out means I have to make another or something. And that's a royal pain in the ass. I had two firsts back in June: I had my first brandy, and my first cognac. Cognacs taste like death; my god, it tastes like grain alcohol on steroids, it is so ****ing strong. Brandy tastes like pancake syrup. Too sweet for my tastes. Other thoughts will develop as the thread prattles on, or falls swiftly to the second page. Pull up a stool, order a beer, or whatever. And we'll get luv to dance on the bar or something.
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07-21-2013, 09:32 AM	#186
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	regardless of you bad experience, I'm not fired up to bring on a wax collection of white labels.
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07-21-2013, 09:37 AM	#187
Direckshun __ Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $2103447	What's the cigar thing, again? You buy all the guys at your work cigars if you've had a baby, or if you've impregnated somebody and are going to have a baby.
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07-21-2013, 10:21 AM	#189
luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1180000	Anyone hung over? I'm not sure I can pick a favorite beer. I don't really have one go-to beer. I try one I like, and I think it's my new favorite, but then I try another one I really like. I think it just depends on my mood.
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