Football 100 Yards of Penis! - Page 2

**gblowfish** · 09-23-2014, 11:54 AM

Simmer down, Clay....

Crazy 50 year old woman helps her teenage daughter and her boyfriend burn a giant dick onto the local High School football field. "We've got spirit...yes we do! We like Penis, how bout YOU?" Story is here:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000022

A 50-year-old mom and two teenagers are the prime suspects in a vandalism case that's tainted a football field in Temperance, Michigan.

Police have accused the trio of using grass killer to burn a 100-yard-long image of male genitalia into the turf, reports WDIV, disrupting the Bedford High School Kicking Mules schedule and causing between $15,000 and $20,000 in damage.

No photos of their "artwork" have been provided to the media, but Fox 5 has helpfully pulled this image from the archives, which depicts a similar stunt done to a high school football field in Hazleton, Penn., in 2004:

Local landscaper Dave "boss of the moss" Baumgartner has donated his skills and the time of his staff to help rectify the situation, reports My Fox Detroit.

Despite what may seem like a humorous subject, school officials are quick to note this isn't a laughing matter.

"This isn’t a little prank misdemeanor," Superintendent Mark Kleinhans told the Detroit Free Press. "This is a felony."

Whoever left the "very inappropriate, disgusting symbol" will be prosecuted "to the full extent of the law," he added.

Indeed, in a followup article published Friday, the Detroit Free Press reports the woman, who has not been named because her daughter, a juvenile, could be identified, has been arraigned and is out on bond.

The_Hound · 09-23-2014, 12:16 PM

Ordering at Arby's, "Can I get a hope solo with cheddar?"

TLO · 09-23-2014, 12:21 PM

I just can't get over those Hope Solo pictures. She has to know she has an unattractive snatch, doesn't she?

**TimBone** · 09-23-2014, 12:24 PM

I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the fact that their team name is the "Kicking Mules."

**sd4chiefs** · 09-23-2014, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke

I hate big penis.

sort of NSFW

http://www.panoramio.com/photo/51783570

**ptlyon** · 09-23-2014, 12:26 PM

I wonder if "the boss of the Moss" looks like Carl from Caddyshack

tooge · 09-23-2014, 02:17 PM

"vandalism case thats tainted a football field..." The article didn't say anything about taint

The Red Death · 09-23-2014, 05:03 PM

Is anyone else amused that this happened in Temperance, MI?

**Rain Man** · 09-23-2014, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke

Think of all the emotional damage the kids have suffered from seeing a giant penis. Damaged for life.

The fact that they called it 'disgusting' affects my body image and demoralizes me. My body is not disgusting! I am a man, and I am beautiful!

displacedinMN · 09-23-2014, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Hound

What kind of high school got turf? And I thought they used weed killer.

Both HS's in our district has turf. Most if not all in the cities do.
CHeaper and easier to maintain. Does not look like crap in November or after a big rain.

**ShortRoundChief** · 09-23-2014, 06:08 PM

I can hear them calling the game now.

"Smith scrambles around the top of the coin purse. He's looking down the shaft and spots his big tight end. He lets it rip. O'Malley pulls it in. He could be, yes he is....gone. Smith tosses it up, O'Malley pulls it down and races the length of the penis for a touchdown."

09-23-2014, 11:54 AM
gblowfish Be Kind To Your Pets Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Glorious Independence, MO Casino cash: $16896178 VARSITY	100 Yards of Penis! Simmer down, Clay.... Crazy 50 year old woman helps her teenage daughter and her boyfriend burn a giant dick onto the local High School football field. "We've got spirit...yes we do! We like Penis, how bout YOU?" Story is here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000022 A 50-year-old mom and two teenagers are the prime suspects in a vandalism case that's tainted a football field in Temperance, Michigan. Police have accused the trio of using grass killer to burn a 100-yard-long image of male genitalia into the turf, reports WDIV, disrupting the Bedford High School Kicking Mules schedule and causing between $15,000 and $20,000 in damage. No photos of their "artwork" have been provided to the media, but Fox 5 has helpfully pulled this image from the archives, which depicts a similar stunt done to a high school football field in Hazleton, Penn., in 2004: Local landscaper Dave "boss of the moss" Baumgartner has donated his skills and the time of his staff to help rectify the situation, reports My Fox Detroit. Despite what may seem like a humorous subject, school officials are quick to note this isn't a laughing matter. "This isn’t a little prank misdemeanor," Superintendent Mark Kleinhans told the Detroit Free Press. "This is a felony." Whoever left the "very inappropriate, disgusting symbol" will be prosecuted "to the full extent of the law," he added. Indeed, in a followup article published Friday, the Detroit Free Press reports the woman, who has not been named because her daughter, a juvenile, could be identified, has been arraigned and is out on bond.
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09-23-2014, 12:21 PM	#17
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09-23-2014, 02:17 PM	#21
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $794112	"vandalism case thats tainted a football field..." The article didn't say anything about taint
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09-23-2014, 05:03 PM	#22
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09-23-2014, 06:08 PM	#25
ShortRoundChief Embrace the love Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Joplin Casino cash: $4197192	I can hear them calling the game now. "Smith scrambles around the top of the coin purse. He's looking down the shaft and spots his big tight end. He lets it rip. O'Malley pulls it in. He could be, yes he is....gone. Smith tosses it up, O'Malley pulls it down and races the length of the penis for a touchdown."
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