Offseason Boredom Killing Topic: The Hottest PingPong Player of All Time?

[Ming the Merciless]

My Vote is for Bernadette Szocs


here's a still shot:







Here is a great match of hers:

[Bowser]

Originally Posted by Pablo

I'd like to shove about six ping pong balls up her ass and then have her lay them eggs in my mouth while flapping her arms like a chicken.

First let me address this post - ew. But the arm flapping might make it worth it.

Now that that's done, a story -

While stationed in Okinawa back in the day, there was an establishment not far off base that had a female "performer" that would do various magical tricks with her vagina. There were three she would do, but maybe the most amazing one would be her shoving three ping pong balls up her cooch, a red, white, and a blue. After this was done, she would ask the audience which one they wanted to see, to which the audience always ALWAYS screamed out "THE RED ONE!!!1". She would do this weird little belly dance thing, punch herself in the gut a couple of times, squat down, and shoot that damned red ping pong ball out without fail. It was genuinely fascinating how she could pull that off.

[BWillie]

Originally Posted by Pablo

Of course

"Big Daddy Foghorn ThirdLegHorn is home to roost, now feed me them unborn babies woman"

OK I don't think that's how babies are made. Sure sounds like fun though.

[TinyEvel]

She looks kinda like the girl from Queens Gambit.

Boner increased.

[TinyEvel]

Just checked out her IG. I’d put her above Gracie because self-made/skills and (slightly) more natural.

I wonder if she’s on wikifeet.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by Bowser

First let me address this post - ew. But the arm flapping might make it worth it.

Now that that's done, a story -

While stationed in Okinawa back in the day, there was an establishment not far off base that had a female "performer" that would do various magical tricks with her vagina. There were three she would do, but maybe the most amazing one would be her shoving three ping pong balls up her cooch, a red, white, and a blue. After this was done, she would ask the audience which one they wanted to see, to which the audience always ALWAYS screamed out "THE RED ONE!!!1". She would do this weird little belly dance thing, punch herself in the gut a couple of times, squat down, and shoot that damned red ping pong ball out without fail. It was genuinely fascinating how she could pull that off.

That is what true performance art is all about

[SAGA45]

Originally Posted by Ming the Merciless

My Vote is for Bernadette Szocs


here's a still shot:







Here is a great match of hers:

I'm super impressed by her athleticism seeing as how she's dying of starvation.

[ROYC75]

Originally Posted by Pablo

Of course

"Big Daddy Foghorn ThirdLegHorn is home to roost, now feed me them unborn babies woman"

Woman, I say, woman, come and tickle me feathers, I have a Big Cock to satisfy here!

[TEX]

Would

[Smed1065]

Originally Posted by Bowser

First let me address this post - ew. But the arm flapping might make it worth it.

Now that that's done, a story -

While stationed in Okinawa back in the day, there was an establishment not far off base that had a female "performer" that would do various magical tricks with her vagina. There were three she would do, but maybe the most amazing one would be her shoving three ping pong balls up her cooch, a red, white, and a blue. After this was done, she would ask the audience which one they wanted to see, to which the audience always ALWAYS screamed out "THE RED ONE!!!1". She would do this weird little belly dance thing, punch herself in the gut a couple of times, squat down, and shoot that damned red ping pong ball out without fail. It was genuinely fascinating how she could pull that off.

Sounds like Korea..........

[Monticore]

Originally Posted by Smed1065

Sounds like Korea..........

Pretty much sounds like every strip club in Montreal

[Pepe Silvia]

Very nice.