Life Messing with squirrels - Page 4

**Bob Dole** · 04-25-2025, 09:53 AM

Someone sent me a video of a back yard contraption intended to mess with squirrels, messing with squirrels. It’s pretty funny.

It occurred to me I have a pile of scrap dimensional lumber, a couple hundred feet of heavy nylon cord, tools, and most importantly, spare time. The back yard fence probably wouldn’t work out well because the back yard is the dog’s space and they’d probably avoid participating in my animal sadism.

Ideally I’d be able to watch while sitting on my front porch in the morning of afternoon. I have a half finished tiki bar and about 50 trees visible from my typical porch perch I can utilize and most importantly, a LOT of squirrels with which to mess.

Shoot me some ideas

Pepe Silvia · 04-25-2025, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Katy Perry
3. AOC

Need at least one of those 3 to whip those puppies out..

I have to agree with aoc there as well.

Hammock Parties · 04-25-2025, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

I shot a squirrel just to watch him die

They grill up pretty nice

04-25-2025, 09:53 AM
Bob Dole King Shit of **** Mountain Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texarkana, Texas Casino cash: $-1114563	Messing with squirrels Someone sent me a video of a back yard contraption intended to mess with squirrels, messing with squirrels. It’s pretty funny. It occurred to me I have a pile of scrap dimensional lumber, a couple hundred feet of heavy nylon cord, tools, and most importantly, spare time. The back yard fence probably wouldn’t work out well because the back yard is the dog’s space and they’d probably avoid participating in my animal sadism. Ideally I’d be able to watch while sitting on my front porch in the morning of afternoon. I have a half finished tiki bar and about 50 trees visible from my typical porch perch I can utilize and most importantly, a LOT of squirrels with which to mess. Shoot me some ideas
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