So I went to Kansas Speedway today with my kid...

[teedubya]

Man, what a shithole parking lot this place has. Considering that it rained yesterday and all night... the completely GRASS...er MUD parking lot was unreal. Totally shitty. My shoes were covered in mud by the time we got to the grandstand area. Obviously my three year old wanted to be carried... 50 billtionty steps through the fuggin grass. Free parking though... so you can tell Carl Peterson has nothing with that.

Today is qualification day, so all the drivers were trying to qualify for this weekends two races.

Man... I dont think I will EVER go to another NASCAR event. there was only one car going around the track at a time, and it was pretty fuggin loud... we were given some earplugs when we walked in, so my kid wasnt owned with the loudness. I cant imagine 40+ cars how loud that would be. But quite honestly, after like 10 minutes I was bored. Who wants to really see cars go AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND for 500 miles? BooooooooRing.

The Outside Retail area was interesting... Every Racer had his own trailer /store and sold their crap. What a zoo.

6.50 beers... $3 waters... $7 chicken fingers. so that sucked also...

Then we finally decide to leave... well since this is a GRASS parketing lot... there really isnt a Lot B5 or whatever... instead they have these small flags that are kinda hard to read, so finding the car took like 35 minutes... and no I didnt carry the dude the whole time.

I figured my 3 year old would get a kick out of seeing the fast cars... he did enjoy it, however I will never be a NASCAR Fan, nor have I ever given a shit about NASCAR...

One final thought... arent all NASCAR articles of clothing, gay as fukc or what? I didnt see one cool NASCAR shirt.

Oh, and I did see about 80 mullets, so that was one redeeming factor.