Thanks to Spam...

[CosmicPal]

I should be so lucky. You wouldn't believe all the stuff I've won today according to my e-mail headers:

I scored 85% off printer ink! Whoohoo!

Some James Miller is giving me, get this, FREE airplane tickets!

Linda Ross is giving me complimentary ringtones! I love it!

Not only is James Miller providing FREE airplane tickets, but so is Phillip Carson. Holy sh*t! I'll never have to buy another plane ticket again.

Donna Greene has given me the chance to "legally" eliminate all my debt. I should be so lucky. Maybe she'll let me "legally" eliminate all her fears in bed?

If that wasn't enough, I'm offered the rare chance to win all of Oprah's things. Has Oprah fallen on hard times or something?

Apparently I just won a $500 Old Navy Shopping Spree? Oh really?

I've also won a FREE I-pod. Sweet!

And a 42" Panasonic Plasma TV. Good gawd, I've won everything I can imagine today!

And if that wasn't enough, Brenda Moore is offering me whiter teeth in 15 minutes. That's probably more time than I want to spend with her, so I'll pass on that one.

I just love getting e-mails, don't you?