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Old 08-18-2006, 02:28 PM  
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Snakes on a Plane - movie review
Ok - I am no fan of the horror/camp genre. I prefer dramas, westerns, comedies, suspense - anything other than horror.

Having said that - SOAP was a hoot. It was scary, funny, and S.L. Jackson was a GREAT as the lead.

There are no great surprises. You can probably tell who will live and who will die when they get on the plane - i.e. - mom & baby will probably make it; overbearing jerk probably won't. But that doesn't matter. How they make it (or don't) is a hell of a ride.

The special effects were pretty awesome and there was even a bit of gratuitous sex. It has everything expected in a "b" horror flick.

This movie is exactly what is needed after a terrible day at work.
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:33 PM   #2
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I keep hearing that it is a great movie. I just cant bring myself to watch it tho! lol

Parhaps once it makes it to the Palace Theater. ($2.00 theater in Wichita for you outsiders)
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:35 PM   #3
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I saw the previews and I immediately thought this has to be the gayest movie of all time.

I hope it is better than Anaconda.
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:36 PM   #4
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...and there was even a bit of gratuitous sex...
Uhm, there's this thing called the Internet. If you go there you can see lots and lots of that for free and it's actually the real thing. Or so I hear.
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:40 PM   #5
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I haven't seen the movie, and I don't intend to, but this is pretty fun to **** with people. http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:44 PM   #6
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We've got MOTHER FU@*IN SNAKES ON THE MOTHER FU@*IN PLANE BITCH!
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:47 PM   #7
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I think it looks good. By good I mean, funny as kind of a tongue-in-cheek parody horror movie.
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Old 08-18-2006, 02:51 PM   #8
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i wish more movies wouldn't pretend to be something they are not. I kind of like fast and the furious for that reason. Here are some babes fast cars and vin diesels arms and one liners. That will be 3.99 and it's due back on thursday......IF YOU'RE FAST ENOUGH!
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Old 08-18-2006, 03:22 PM   #9
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Old 08-18-2006, 03:39 PM   #10
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I haven't seen the movie, and I don't intend to, but this is pretty fun to **** with people. http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/

Normally, yo ass would be dead as ****ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. Now all you got to do is go see the mother****in movie. It's a good movie, some real gourmet shit.
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Old 08-18-2006, 03:42 PM   #11
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Old 08-18-2006, 03:42 PM   #12
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The funny thing would be showing the movie
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Old 08-18-2006, 04:07 PM   #13
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It was fantastic.

And the sex scene was HOT HOT HOT. Those tits were out of this world.
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Old 08-18-2006, 05:45 PM   #14
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