Describe the nicest bathroom you ever pooped in

[RealSNR]

If possible, talk about the bathroom's aesthete. What about the environment made your pooping experience pleasant? Was it a public or private bathroom? Did the toilet itself factor into the niceness? Did it smell nice? Would you say the comfort of the room/environment improved your pooping?

[keg in kc]

I told my girlfriend it was a water fountain. She believed me.

[rico]

My grandma's bathroom. I could spend hours in there taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. I don't know what it was about it... the toilet seat was solid, it wasn't overly neat....it smelled good, I guess. I just remember looking at the white and blue flowered wallpaper as a kid thinking to myself, "this is the best place in the world to take a dump." I'll never take another dump there again!!

[loochy]

We were touring this mansion that my cousin's friend was trying to sell (she is a realtor). I had to go, so I pooped in the bathroom of an awesome adobe mansion in Taos, NM.

[RealSNR]

For me, it's definitely my aunt and uncle's bathroom. It was a 2nd floor bathroom with sky lighting that looked up into the upper branches of the oak trees that grew over their house. The natural light really brightened up the room naturally, and you rarely had to turn on the light switch to use the bathroom during the day. Sometimes you could even poop at night with just the moonlight.

The walls were a soft gray with marble tile floors. The sink was in kind of its own separate stall with a teal tile backsplash bordering the mirror. Since there was no shower in that bathroom, the toilet was in a wide open space, and you didn't feel crowded at all. Some nice rubber tree plants in the corners, and a flower sill on the far wall on the far side of the toilet gave you plenty of pleasing, beautiful things to look at in addition to the skylighting.

I was only ever in that house four times, and I only got to poop in there on three occasions. The bathroom really was a part of a fond childhood memory that I really miss. One of these days I'll be able to spend money on a bathroom remodeling, and I'm going to definitely fashion it after my aunt and uncle's bathroom.

[Kyle DeLexus]

Gordon Street? Yes Gordon Street. I once took a poop in a bathroom on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes that I don't think of that poop and the promise I made that I will always keep. That one perfect poop on Gordon Street.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Psh... Nzoner has a crystal plunger, for Christ's sake. Doesn't get any nicer than that.

[dmahurin]

This looks just like one of the worst ones I've ever used.

[Gonzo]

I was on a business trip to Denver a few years ago, (im sure some of you recall this) and I went to the new mile high. I had to use the squat and we were up in the executive office. I took the opportunity to piss all over the stall and on the toilet paper dispenser. (brass if I recall).
There were several hundred of us there so no way they could trace it back to me.

They also had a hand painted mural of elway. I wiped a huge bloody nose goober right on the middle of that mother ****er.

I'm still proud of that.

[Canofbier]

Oh, man - it was perfect. Framed with gold, the seat was soft and heated. I had seen and envied it for a while before first using it, which made the experience all the sweeter.










Needless to say, she wasn't too pleased that I shat on her face.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I was on a business trip to Denver a few years ago, (im sure some of you recall this) and I went to the new mile high. I had to use the squat and we were up in the executive office. I took the opportunity to piss all over the stall and on the toilet paper dispenser. (brass if I recall).
There were several hundred of us there so no way they could trace it back to me.

They also had a hand painted mural of elway. I wiped a huge bloody nose goober right on the middle of that mother ****er.

I'm still proud of that.

So damn awesome!

[Tombstone RJ]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

I was on a business trip to Denver a few years ago, (im sure some of you recall this) and I went to the new mile high. I had to use the squat and we were up in the executive office. I took the opportunity to piss all over the stall and on the toilet paper dispenser. (brass if I recall).
There were several hundred of us there so no way they could trace it back to me.

They also had a hand painted mural of elway. I wiped a huge bloody nose goober right on the middle of that mother ****er.

I'm still proud of that.

and yet you're still a loser... suck it chefs fan.

[LiveSteam]

I dated a girl from Cleveland

[Simply Red]

My GrandMothers' in Carthage near the old walmart and airport, it had about four windows in it, it was naturally illuminated. A good quiet, retro poop. She had matches for optimum air freshning.

It was 1988, I had a Tony Hawk mini, we railslid!

[TinyEvel]

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

Psh... Nzoner has a crystal plunger, for Christ's sake. Doesn't get any nicer than that.

Forged by druids!

(he also has a phone next to his toilet, so you can order another pizza as the last one's going out.)