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Shit
Join Date: Jun 2008
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Join Date: Jul 2011
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Long time ago I got drunk and tried to fight a guy that has now turned into a great man who I immensely respect.
Cause I was being a dick :/ |
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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I like to think I've never been mean without provocation. There's probably been some times that my counterattack was out of proportion to the offense, though. I need to think of a good example.
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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About 10 people have let me go ahead of them in the grocery store, because usually I have just two or three items, unless I'm buying bulk at Sam's.
Not one single ****ing time have I paid it forward. |
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MVP
Join Date: Jan 2013
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About every time I drive because people are ****ing assholes
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Who knows?
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A customer from a town 25 miles away showed up at my home door, on a Sunday afternoon, when I was sick.
Their problem: a tiny knot came out of their hickory floor. I was a prick to her. Don't work for really old people. They have all the time in the world to figure out something to complain about. |
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Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Shawnee
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Yesterday I talked to one of those girls on a dating website with close up face pics, asked for a full body picture, received it, looked at it then stopped talking.
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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I've gotten to where I dont even answer my door if I don't know you are coming. |
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ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Da SEI
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Join Date: May 2005
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My home is my bubble. Unless your wood floor has become a serial rapist I am not going to look at it until Monday. |
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Rabbi Goldmann
Join Date: Nov 2012
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Kept getting calls from a window replacement company, kept telling them I wasn't interested. Finally told a caller "You're looking for prison bitch?" When she said yes I told her "I'm sorry he committed suicide last week". She actually sounded sad
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Shit
Join Date: Jun 2008
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I always just say "man, sorry. I must have been napping" lol. |
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Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Belize Nuts
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How much time ya got? This could just be a thread about what an asshole I am...
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Are you ready to Rumble?
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Was pretty snarky for me IRL. |
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