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Old 10-08-2004, 06:48 AM  
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4 year old kid gets into Grandpas Viagra...

I was listening to the DA Show on 610 sports this morning and he was going over the Dante Hall show from last night that Hicks sub-hosted for Hall since he is out of town for the bye...

anyway...

After the show this lady came up to DA to tell him about what happened to her son. Apparently her 80 year old grandpa takes viagra and cuts them in half... well he put them all in the medicine cabinet at his house for fun time with Grandma...

Anyway, the little kid gets into Grandpas stash, and eats 1/2 a viagra... [so the mom says.]

Well the little kid gets aroused. His four year old plumbing works fine apparently. Mom gets worried cuz he has had a hardon for 2 hours... so she calls ask a nurse and inquires about what to do...

WELL... the nurse asked if he had a fever.. NOPE.... high blood pressure...NOPE. So the nurse said, just keep an eye on it, and keep checking his vitals.

4 hours go by... still rocking a stiffie.
6 hours go by... Woodville
8 hours go by... erect johnson
10 hours go by... boing
15 hours go by... schwing
20 hours go by... hard as a rock.

24 HOUR BONER this four year old has.

Imagine when in about 12-15 years from now when Mom is telling him the story in front of his girlfriend. heh.

Funny shit.
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Old 10-08-2004, 07:11 AM   #2
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Old 10-08-2004, 07:19 AM   #3
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Old 10-08-2004, 07:29 AM   #4
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Old 10-08-2004, 08:12 AM   #5
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That aint too healthy, if you know how the plumbing works.

If I am not mistaken, some valves close, like a dam, and the back pressure is what inflates the penis. If it is hard means very reduced blood flow which could cause tissue damage.

Thats why they have that disclaimer on the other pills commercials.
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Old 10-08-2004, 08:15 AM   #6
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Old 10-08-2004, 08:52 AM   #7
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Old 10-08-2004, 09:02 AM   #8
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Old 10-08-2004, 09:04 AM   #9
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Old 10-08-2004, 09:05 AM   #10
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I'm a little suspicious of this story. Maintaining an erection for over like 4 hours is dangerous and can make your pecker basically start dying. An erection traps blood in the penis and it greatly decreases circulation there. Therefore, if it's maintained over an extended period, it causes tissue to start dying. That's why in the ads for Viagra and the other enhancement drugs, they usually have a warning to contact your physician if erections last over 4 hours.

Duh. jcl already pointed out the same thing.
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Old 10-08-2004, 09:20 AM   #11
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I'm a little suspicious of this story. Maintaining an erection for over like 4 hours is dangerous and can make your pecker basically start dying. An erection traps blood in the penis and it greatly decreases circulation there. Therefore, if it's maintained over an extended period, it causes tissue to start dying. That's why in the ads for Viagra and the other enhancement drugs, they usually have a warning to contact your physician if erections last over 4 hours.

Duh. jcl already pointed out the same thing.

I hope you are a doctor otherwise you know far too much about the penis...
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Old 10-08-2004, 10:27 AM   #13
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This sounds like some bs they would have on univision.

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