Help, deaf neighbors getting their freak on.

[R&GHomer]

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

[Brando]

I would send her a skunk with a firecracker up it's ass. That would send her a message that she could hear.

[FloridaChief]

You should join in the action immediately...

[Donger]

Originally Posted by R&GHomer

I live in a two story town home and a deaf couple moved in next to us several months ago. Now normally you wouldn’t think anything of it. But the woman is flat out NASTY! She weighs in at about 270 5ft 3” nasty bleach blonde hair with a wide black strip down the middle. If that isn’t bad enough, she walks around the complex in tight spandex bike shorts and a halter top.

Lately she must be getting her freak on, because they are doing it at all hours of the night and day. Now; if you have ever listened to a deaf person speak you know how distorted and loud it is. This woman will start screaming at the top of her lungs about how she wants it in the butt and to squirt it in her mouth, just all kinds of nasty shit. I don’t know what to do at this point, but it’s really grossing me out.

Actually, I should tape it and post it here. You all know how much I like to share.

Never had a deaf girl. It's on my list though.

[Pants]

that is some funny shiat. Rep.

[Rausch]

[bogie]

Go ahead and tape it, we'll pretend it's Marley Matlin (or whatever her name is) Hey, maybe you should try that.

[Sure-Oz]

bwahhahahahahahahaa

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Donger

Never had a deaf girl. It's on my list though.

I hear that deaf women won't give aural sex.

[R&GHomer]

Originally Posted by bogie

Go ahead and tape it, we'll pretend it's Marley Matlin (or whatever her name is) Hey, maybe you should try that.

What makes it so bad is the fact that she would wear all those tight clothes. It’s just wrong dude, WRONG. Hell, my 10 year old boy asked me why he had to look at it. I just told him to try and look away.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I hear that deaf women won't give aural sex.

That's so bad it's good.

[Iowanian]

why am I having flashbacks to either an SNL or a MadTV skit with a deaf dominatrix

[crack belt]Dnats a mban ndog [crack belt] ooooh, nyou nlike nat, doooon nyou....nay nmy mnaaame

[bogie]

Originally Posted by R&GHomer

What makes it so bad is the fact that she would wear all those tight clothes. It’s just wrong dude, WRONG. Hell, my 10 year old boy asked me why he had to look at it. I just told him to try and look away.

She wears tight pants so her boyfriend can read her lips. I know old joke.

[Spicy McHaggis]

Originally Posted by FloridaChief

You should join in the action immediately...

No its the BLIND girls he needs to go after.

[R&GHomer]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

I hear that deaf women won't give aural sex.

I almost wish that where true and it would shut it up completely. The speech problem mixed with loud choking and gagging just makes it worse.