Northwest Missouri State Bearcats - DII National Championship game

**Reaper16** · 12-10-2005, 12:09 AM

Yeah, the game doesn't start until 3 pm tomorrow. Oh, well. I'm too excited.
So I'm in Florence, AL - the site of the NCAA Division II football national championship game. My NWMSU Bearcats are playing the undefeated Grand Valley State Lakers, and are probably two touchdown underdogs on paper. But these road warrior 'Cats definatley have the ability to win this game.
The night is young, but I doubt anything I see tonight tops the three-breasted woman. Seriously. Apparantly, she's a "non-traditional" student at the University of North Alabama, the local college here. (And the school the Bearcats beat in the semifinals last week) She hits up all the parties and shows off her third boob. Nipple and all.
So I'm staying in the room of a UNA student, and taking advantage of his internet access. There's only one thing that will beat the partying here tonight - a Northwest victory tomorrow. Go Bearcats! Go tri-tits!

Sig Kauffman · 12-10-2005, 12:18 AM

is this game on TV?

ChiefsFanatic · 12-10-2005, 12:23 AM

This thread is worthless without pics.

Sig Kauffman · 12-10-2005, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic

This thread is worthless without pics.

Want pictures? Turn on ESPN tomorrow at 3 p.m.

beavis · 12-10-2005, 02:05 AM

Make sure you check out the world's largest double wide while in Florence. (sadly, I'm not kidding)

After '99, I won't say anything is not possible. Make us proud 'Cats. The football team is about the only thing us alumns have to hang our hats on.

ChiefsFanatic · 12-10-2005, 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaper16

Yeah, the game doesn't start until 3 pm tomorrow. Oh, well. I'm too excited.
So I'm in Florence, AL - the site of the NCAA Division II football national championship game. My NWMSU Bearcats are playing the undefeated Grand Valley State Lakers, and are probably two touchdown underdogs on paper. But these road warrior 'Cats definatley have the ability to win this game.
The night is young, but I doubt anything I see tonight tops the three-breasted woman. Seriously. Apparantly, she's a "non-traditional" student at the University of North Alabama, the local college here. (And the school the Bearcats beat in the semifinals last week) She hits up all the parties and shows off her third boob. Nipple and all.
So I'm staying in the room of a UNA student, and taking advantage of his internet access. There's only one thing that will beat the partying here tonight - a Northwest victory tomorrow. Go Bearcats! Go tri-tits!

Did it look anything like this?

SnapDogg · 12-10-2005, 06:13 AM

Make us proud 'Cats. The football team is about the only thing us alumns have to hang our hats on.[/QUOTE]

No diploma?

GO-RILLAZ

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 12-10-2005, 07:28 AM

Congrats NWMSU for making it to the Championship game.

Make the MIAA proud!

Extra Point · 12-10-2005, 09:21 AM

Good luck, Bearcats. Make good, local guys!! Hope you win!!!

Bearcat2005 · 12-10-2005, 12:22 PM

Yeah we are having a big party up here in Maryville for the game, its on espn 2 at 3 if anyone whats to cheer for our boys in green!

beavis · 12-10-2005, 03:22 PM

Thanks a lot ESPN, I really wanted to see the end of that Ohio State - St. Joe's basketball game instead of the opening touchdown drive by the Bearcats.

Oh well, 7-0 NW.

beavis · 12-10-2005, 04:20 PM

Well, I thought we'd be out of it by this point. I'm impressed. 14-7 'Cats at halftime.

**Skip Towne** · 12-10-2005, 04:24 PM

Ben Roethlisberger's mom is an alum. Maybe you guys can borrow her son.

Demonpenz · 12-10-2005, 04:28 PM

**** northwest

beavis · 12-10-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

**** northwest

12-10-2005, 12:09 AM
Reaper16 Eat/Sleep/Procrastinate/Repeat Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dystopia Casino cash: $10017397	Northwest Missouri State Bearcats - DII National Championship game Yeah, the game doesn't start until 3 pm tomorrow. Oh, well. I'm too excited. So I'm in Florence, AL - the site of the NCAA Division II football national championship game. My NWMSU Bearcats are playing the undefeated Grand Valley State Lakers, and are probably two touchdown underdogs on paper. But these road warrior 'Cats definatley have the ability to win this game. The night is young, but I doubt anything I see tonight tops the three-breasted woman. Seriously. Apparantly, she's a "non-traditional" student at the University of North Alabama, the local college here. (And the school the Bearcats beat in the semifinals last week) She hits up all the parties and shows off her third boob. Nipple and all. So I'm staying in the room of a UNA student, and taking advantage of his internet access. There's only one thing that will beat the partying here tonight - a Northwest victory tomorrow. Go Bearcats! Go tri-tits!
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12-10-2005, 12:18 AM	#2
Sig Kauffman Adopt-a-Chief... Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: I-70 & Blue Ridge Cutoff Casino cash: $10004900	is this game on TV? __________________ This IS BANANAS, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
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12-10-2005, 12:23 AM	#3
ChiefsFanatic DeadPunisher Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Blue Springs, MO. 64014 Casino cash: $329205	This thread is worthless without pics.
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12-10-2005, 02:05 AM	#5
beavis Free Born Man of the USA Join Date: May 2003 Casino cash: $9954900	Make sure you check out the world's largest double wide while in Florence. (sadly, I'm not kidding) After '99, I won't say anything is not possible. Make us proud 'Cats. The football team is about the only thing us alumns have to hang our hats on.
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12-10-2005, 06:13 AM	#7
SnapDogg dat da one I'm did Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: S.E. Cansuz Casino cash: $10004900	Make us proud 'Cats. The football team is about the only thing us alumns have to hang our hats on.[/QUOTE] No diploma? GO-RILLAZ
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12-10-2005, 07:28 AM	#8
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan I am Number Six Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Columbia, MD, USA Casino cash: $-1380000	Congrats NWMSU for making it to the Championship game. Make the MIAA proud! __________________ One of the lowest PPD of any of the original members of the Planet . . . and proud of it. My web site My writer's page
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12-10-2005, 09:21 AM	#9
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12-10-2005, 12:22 PM	#10
Bearcat2005 Living the dream Join Date: Aug 2003 Casino cash: $9955360	Yeah we are having a big party up here in Maryville for the game, its on espn 2 at 3 if anyone whats to cheer for our boys in green!
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12-10-2005, 03:22 PM	#11
beavis Free Born Man of the USA Join Date: May 2003 Casino cash: $9954900	Thanks a lot ESPN, I really wanted to see the end of that Ohio State - St. Joe's basketball game instead of the opening touchdown drive by the Bearcats. Oh well, 7-0 NW.
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12-10-2005, 04:20 PM	#12
beavis Free Born Man of the USA Join Date: May 2003 Casino cash: $9954900	Well, I thought we'd be out of it by this point. I'm impressed. 14-7 'Cats at halftime.
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12-10-2005, 04:24 PM	#13
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12-10-2005, 04:28 PM	#14
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-253864	**** northwest __________________
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