that time of month

bogie · 01-24-2006, 11:25 AM

I'm sure there have been numerous threads about this, but fuck!!!! My normally sane, laid back, calm, logical wife turns in to a meat grinder during her time of the month. It is so obvious when she's about to start. It only last a few days, but I have to spend a few days with a woman that has a persoality that I would never, ever want to hang out with. She's even combatative with our 7 year old daughter. I want to explain to my daughter that now is not the time to question anything mommy does, but when my daughter asks why, (which 7 year olds do all the time) I wouldn't know what to tell her. So basically, she's on her own. I told her this morning (my daughter) to make sure she stops and thinks about what she's going to say before she says it and to not talk back to mommy. What I really wanted to say is mommy's about to have her period and women turn in to b*tches when they have their period. But I didn't. My wife's nose actually turns a little rosy colored when she's about to start. At that point, I know that the meat grinder is about to arrive.

**Dunit35** · 01-24-2006, 11:27 AM

One of my ex's sometimes turned into a horrible b**ch, but mainly you could fart and she would start crying.

pikesome · 01-24-2006, 11:34 AM

I have read about some researchers that decided that most of the symptoms of menstruation are "made up" or made far worse by our expectations. I don't know how much I believe of that, its hard to take any research at face value any more. And even if that's true it doesn't help you out much, I feel your pain. The wife has her fair share of difficult behavior monthly in my house too.

bogie · 01-24-2006, 11:37 AM

I just wanted to rant. I only have to deal with it 12 times a year, but those 12 times are not pleasant.

Scaga · 01-24-2006, 11:41 AM

(insert old joke here)

God messed up my wife's cycle...
She's only nice to me one week out of every month.

The term "bitch on wheels" came from this happening.

Sandyskc · 01-24-2006, 11:42 AM

Hang in there. As a woman, I suffered for years (yes, we don't want to be around ourselves either). Then I talked to my doctor about PMS. They have ways to treat it (yes, it is a medical condition) and I have been a much happier person since then (and much nicer to be around, too).

**Donger** · 01-24-2006, 11:45 AM

I once made the mistake of telling my wife the old, "Don't trust a creature that bleeds 12 times a year but doesn't die" joke during one of her periods.

She didn't find it amusing at all.

bogie · 01-24-2006, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandyskc

Hang in there. As a woman, I suffered for years (yes, we don't want to be around ourselves either). Then I talked to my doctor about PMS. They have ways to treat it (yes, it is a medical condition) and I have been a much happier person since then (and much nicer to be around, too).

If I suggested to my wife that there are things she can do medically to alter her mood during her visits from aunt flow, I would not even have a chance to start an "I'm leaving the planet forever thread"

01-24-2006, 11:50 AM

My current wife is pretty mild. My ex-wife was so bad the cops were called during her cycle many times. No joke. I'm so glad I left that Jerry Springer episode.

You need a method in which to demonstrate to your wife that she is a problem during her cycle. You should tape her and then when her cycle is over, carefully broach the topic and ask if she's interested in hearing the tape. Once she hears that she'll be willing to consider medication. My wife and I have a catch phrase that she understands immediately. Sometimes she's even the one to invoke the catch phrase - "maybe I (you) need a happy pill".

Frosty · 01-24-2006, 11:51 AM

Expect Mer to come on here and tell you it's all your fault.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 01-24-2006, 11:52 AM

My wife is actually not bad at all. She's a TAD more emotional, but mainly just gets really horny.

Chiefs Express · 01-24-2006, 11:53 AM

When I got married I was told that there are a defined set of rules when dealing with women. I was then told that every 28 days those rules change!

Stand by to stand by!! Roll with the punches or run screaming down the street on the 28th day.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 01-24-2006, 11:54 AM

"Maybe you need a happy pill" might become a catch phrase around here.

Mr. Laz · 01-24-2006, 11:56 AM

i think Clint must be a hermaphrodite then

**Donger** · 01-24-2006, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laz

i think Clint must be half female then

Except his time of the month IS the month.

01-24-2006, 11:25 AM
bogie West Coast Chief Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: california Casino cash: $10004900	that time of month I'm sure there have been numerous threads about this, but fuck!!!! My normally sane, laid back, calm, logical wife turns in to a meat grinder during her time of the month. It is so obvious when she's about to start. It only last a few days, but I have to spend a few days with a woman that has a persoality that I would never, ever want to hang out with. She's even combatative with our 7 year old daughter. I want to explain to my daughter that now is not the time to question anything mommy does, but when my daughter asks why, (which 7 year olds do all the time) I wouldn't know what to tell her. So basically, she's on her own. I told her this morning (my daughter) to make sure she stops and thinks about what she's going to say before she says it and to not talk back to mommy. What I really wanted to say is mommy's about to have her period and women turn in to b*tches when they have their period. But I didn't. My wife's nose actually turns a little rosy colored when she's about to start. At that point, I know that the meat grinder is about to arrive.
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01-24-2006, 11:27 AM	#2
Dunit35 Keepin it Real Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Oklahoma Casino cash: $-2112955	One of my ex's sometimes turned into a horrible b**ch, but mainly you could fart and she would start crying.
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01-24-2006, 11:34 AM	#3
pikesome PEW PEW Join Date: May 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	I have read about some researchers that decided that most of the symptoms of menstruation are "made up" or made far worse by our expectations. I don't know how much I believe of that, its hard to take any research at face value any more. And even if that's true it doesn't help you out much, I feel your pain. The wife has her fair share of difficult behavior monthly in my house too. __________________ 4. Performance enhancing drugs: A) are my ticket to the Hall of Fame. B) would be better if they tasted like fruit and were shaped like various Flintstones characters. C) are not for me, because I find that cocaine aids my performance much more effectively. D) apparently worked for Rodney Harrison.
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01-24-2006, 11:37 AM	#4
bogie West Coast Chief Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: california Casino cash: $10004900	I just wanted to rant. I only have to deal with it 12 times a year, but those 12 times are not pleasant.
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01-24-2006, 11:41 AM	#5
Scaga Pissed off now Joboo Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: On my wife's $hitlist Casino cash: $1231665	(insert old joke here) God messed up my wife's cycle... She's only nice to me one week out of every month. The term "bitch on wheels" came from this happening. __________________ Bluto: Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f_cking Peace Corps
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01-24-2006, 11:42 AM	#6
Sandyskc Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $10005383	Hang in there. As a woman, I suffered for years (yes, we don't want to be around ourselves either). Then I talked to my doctor about PMS. They have ways to treat it (yes, it is a medical condition) and I have been a much happier person since then (and much nicer to be around, too).
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01-24-2006, 11:45 AM	#7
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $6929900 VARSITY	I once made the mistake of telling my wife the old, "Don't trust a creature that bleeds 12 times a year but doesn't die" joke during one of her periods. She didn't find it amusing at all. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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01-24-2006, 11:50 AM	#9
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	My current wife is pretty mild. My ex-wife was so bad the cops were called during her cycle many times. No joke. I'm so glad I left that Jerry Springer episode. You need a method in which to demonstrate to your wife that she is a problem during her cycle. You should tape her and then when her cycle is over, carefully broach the topic and ask if she's interested in hearing the tape. Once she hears that she'll be willing to consider medication. My wife and I have a catch phrase that she understands immediately. Sometimes she's even the one to invoke the catch phrase - "maybe I (you) need a happy pill".
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01-24-2006, 11:51 AM	#10
Frosty Go Beavers! Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Washington Casino cash: $3498243	Expect Mer to come on here and tell you it's all your fault.
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01-24-2006, 11:52 AM	#11
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	My wife is actually not bad at all. She's a TAD more emotional, but mainly just gets really horny.
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01-24-2006, 11:53 AM	#12
Chiefs Express Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 3rd Rock from the Sun Casino cash: $10004900	When I got married I was told that there are a defined set of rules when dealing with women. I was then told that every 28 days those rules change! Stand by to stand by!! Roll with the punches or run screaming down the street on the 28th day.
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01-24-2006, 11:54 AM	#13
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	"Maybe you need a happy pill" might become a catch phrase around here.
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01-24-2006, 11:56 AM	#14
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	i think Clint must be a hermaphrodite then __________________
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