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Old 08-24-2005, 01:54 PM  
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Bob Dole has been robbed!
Thanks to pressures from Bob Dole's friends, Bob Dole ceased his attempt at the record over a year ago. Bob Dole was within .25" when he abandoned his quest.

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SARANAC, New York (AP) -- A bushy brow landed Frank Ames in the Guinness Book of World Records, but not before a new entry was created for him.

The 43-year-old upstate New York man now holds the world record for having the longest eyebrow hair, measured just over 3 inches.

"I don't know why it grows like that; it just always has," Ames told the Press-Republican of Plattsburgh.

Ames' journey toward fame began almost two years ago when a co-worker at Bombardier Corp. noticed the lengthy brow and suggested Ames try for a record.

When Ames decided to go for it, he discovered that no such category existed. So, he called Guinness and got the rules for official recognition.

Ken Joy, a machinist at Bombardier, measured the hair in February 2004 with Plattsburgh Mayor Daniel Stewart and other city officials standing by as witnesses.

Ames' record appears in the 2006 edition of the record book, in the "Body Parts" section.

"It's crazy how much people want to know about this," Ames said Tuesday. "I've been on radio shows all day. I could build children's hospitals all across the world, and this is what I would still be known for."
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:55 PM   #2
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I thought you'd finally been "robbed" your virginity.
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:57 PM   #3
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I thought this was gonna have to do with druggie bike stealers. please dont get our hopes up again.
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:57 PM   #4
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Old 08-24-2005, 01:58 PM   #5
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I've seen Bob Dole and I can tell ya, Bob Dole was in contention.
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:01 PM   #6
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I've seen Bob Dole and I can tell ya, Bob Dole was in contention.
There was a photo of one of them on Chiefsplanet at one time.

Frank Ames better enjoy his year in the limelight, because Bob Dole is going to shatter his record.
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:09 PM   #7
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There was a photo of one of them on Chiefsplanet at one time.

Frank Ames better enjoy his year in the limelight, because Bob Dole is going to shatter his record.
I vaguely recall either taking said photo or watching said photo being taken. I also showed my ass to Chiefsplanet that night, or so I'm told.
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:13 PM   #8
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:15 PM   #9
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3" is a world record? I'm pretty sure I've trimmed longer ones than that. Bring it on Senator! The real competition is here at the Planet!
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:17 PM   #10
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I vaguely recall either taking said photo or watching said photo being taken. I also showed my ass to Chiefsplanet that night, or so I'm told.
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:18 PM   #11
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:33 PM   #12
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:38 PM   #13
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Old 08-24-2005, 02:41 PM   #14
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